Every time I hear someone claim that god is a female, I have to laugh. A simple glance at the female reproductive system refutes that.

I remember the old comment: I know God is a male. How? Well, just consider. Both genders go through menopause, but while women get hot flashes, men get hot cars.

Still, at least you can look forward to being post menopausal. It's great, let me tell you.