This: "OH MY FUCKING THOR. FUCK ALL THIS. ROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES." had me picturing a landslide of rocks from pebble size to boulders tumbling out of nowhere towards everyone from your HP fics. Dumbledore in flamboyant robes that he's pulled up to reveal purple and pink plaid long Johns/thermal underwear, screaming like a girl. Ginny being slowly and viciously killed by pebbles, Ron losing his "how in the world can you hit a target that small" dick to a rock, etc. With Draco and Harry standing in the middle of this Apocolyptic rock fall kissing in a very “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.” Kind of way as everyone but them dies horribly in the rock slide.