Actually, I have you to thank for the fact that the last three romance novels I tried to read bored me to tears. Perhaps it's that I'm tired of that author but god, reading the sex in those made me bored out of my mind! Actually, it might have been a combination of the really shitty plot and the boring sex scenes.
Then I opened up one of your stories and clapped for joy. "Oh thank God! Porn! And a plot! yay!"
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It said:
"I wish your stories weren't so dirty."
Seriously, wtf?
I just...what?
Actually, I have you to thank for the fact that the last three romance novels I tried to read bored me to tears. Perhaps it's that I'm tired of that author but god, reading the sex in those made me bored out of my mind! Actually, it might have been a combination of the really shitty plot and the boring sex scenes.
Then I opened up one of your stories and clapped for joy. "Oh thank God! Porn! And a plot! yay!"
But going back to that email...Seriously, wtf?!