Please don't stop breathing. You haven't finished TTB yet.
Seriously, I picture Rodney circa WMHB:
You’ve brought down the Internet today. Are you aware of that?”
The idiot (with no sense of preservation) paled.
“Thought that might be a surprise. Let me tell you why you brought down the Internet today. When you pissed off Keira —you activated security protocols from here to Sydney. Fangirls the world over scrambled for combat, a squad of beta readers that were scheduled to go to work today were put on standby because the threat was perceived to be substantial. The entire html development team at Microsoft was activated for ground combat. Men and women all over the English-reading world stopped what they were doing to log in and make Keira happy, overloading the w3 grid. The female editorial staff at 2600 launched a pre-emptive denial of service strike against www.husbandsagainstgayporn.com. Bill Gates personally flew to the East Coast via Concord, which by the way is not cheap.” Moscow, London and Madrid are in flames."
The idiot gasps.
Rodney continued relentlessly. "Oh and by the way, your credit is in the toilet, every computer you own has been fried and an obsolete Cold War missile just made itself at home in your living room."
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Seriously, I picture Rodney circa WMHB:
You’ve brought down the Internet today. Are you aware of that?”
The idiot (with no sense of preservation) paled.
“Thought that might be a surprise. Let me tell you why you brought down the Internet today. When you pissed off Keira —you activated security protocols from here to Sydney. Fangirls the world over scrambled for combat, a squad of beta readers that were scheduled to go to work today were put on standby because the threat was perceived to be substantial. The entire html development team at Microsoft was activated for ground combat. Men and women all over the English-reading world stopped what they were doing to log in and make Keira happy, overloading the w3 grid. The female editorial staff at 2600 launched a pre-emptive denial of service strike against www.husbandsagainstgayporn.com. Bill Gates personally flew to the East Coast via Concord, which by the way is not cheap.” Moscow, London and Madrid are in flames."
The idiot gasps.
Rodney continued relentlessly. "Oh and by the way, your credit is in the toilet, every computer you own has been fried and an obsolete Cold War missile just made itself at home in your living room."
:-)