Hot Pink Lips

[keiramarcos]

So this story is two-fold.

I was outside with Sisko tossing around his kong toy and he was graciously fetching for me and I sat down in a chair on my patio.... and right into a puddle of water because, duh, it rained all day. But it was warm outside so I said fuck it and sat there and continued to toss this toy. Eventually I got up, tossed the toy some more, cleaned up the patio and what not. Now, because it was still about 70 degrees, by the time I went into the house I was essentially dry. I changed out my gardening pants (which I was wearing because I don't care if the dogs get them dirty) and pulled on a pair of yoga pants. Then I went about my evening.

Fast forward several hours later, I was in the bathroom... and there is no delicate way to put this. So I was peeing and I finished and I used toilet paper to take care of that, right? Only it came away ... hot pink. Being a girl and exceedingly comfortable with my own junk I grabbed a mirror and did an inspection... SIGH. I really regret that very thorough shave I gave myself. But not as much as I regret the hot pink panties I was wearing when I sat down in that puddle of water.

Oh, the trials of being a girl.

Comments

[manic-bookworm.livejournal.com]

Snickers....

[cold-shuga.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

LOL. Oh, dear

~L

[auntbijou.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[ladeia3.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha....

oh my

[neeliemom.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! But I wouldn't buy that brand of panties any more. If the dye transfers that easily it might cause other problems. Nobody likes UTIs.

YEAH

[keiramarcos]

For real, worse? They're one of my favorite brands of undies. I buy XOXO all the time and never had this issue. I think I'll just stick with Delta Burke in the future.

Re: YEAH

[neeliemom.livejournal.com]

I'd write to the company, they need to know about the dye transfer. Did you check your gardening pants? It's bound to be on them as well. Good thing it wasn't your favorite jeans. My daughter was showing off some gorgeous panties she got at Lane Bryant. No really. They've apparently updated their line and image. No more old lady stuff.

Re: YEAH

[keiramarcos]

I buy my bras at Lane Bryant. I noticed their change over the last two years. It's an excellent change. The gardening pants are fortunately black so if it did transfer I didn't notice.

P.S.

[neeliemom.livejournal.com]

Just so you know, that song is now stuck in my head. Thank you so much. Really.

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

I actually had a fortune teller advise me to get over hating the sight of my own junk by setting up a full length mirror in order to stare at from the appropriate pose and, um, more or less fall in love with myself.

Never quite got around to it for some reason