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So, You Read Gay Porn

If you read my site, you read gay porn. Sorry, but it's true. YOU READ GAY PORN. Now, having established this, we can move on to more important topics such as:

1. If you're going to hide the fact that you read gay porn from your: mom, dad, sister, husband, aunts, uncles, children, or grandchildren -- put a password on your computer that they can't figure out. (I'm not suggesting that you should hide it or whatever but if you're going to hide it, be smart about it. ALSO: I don't support the reading of my butt-sex fic by under aged readers. I really don't. But I can't control that and it isn't my job to monitor other people's teenagers on the Internet either)

2. If your husband doesn't understand why you read gay porn... don't encourage him to email your favorite author and ask her. I'm so serious about this. You might not like how I respond to him. Just sayin'.

3. If you are hiding your gay porn habit from your husband (etc) -- don't save links to my site or xtube.com videos in your bookmarks! Again, this is pretty self-explanatory.

4. If you are hiding your gay porn habit from your husband (etc) -- don't subscribe to my website with the FAMILY EMAIL ACCOUNT because it's not my fault that my site sends you emails when you do this and your husband might have clicked on the link and then he accidentally discovered that someone in the house reads gay porn and it's probably you and not your cat. Also? I really don't care how he feels about Kirk/Spock. I don't care how my husband feels about it either and he pays the mortgage payment and is The Cock Provider in my household. So if He Who Gives Me Cock doesn't get an opinion on my slash writing, you can be assured your husband's (parents, grandparents, children, grandchildren, aunt, uncle or fifth cousin three times removed on your mama's side) opinion isn't important to me either.

IN SHORT: Don't make me be rude to someone you love because you're shamed of your manlove reading habits and also don't lie and tell the person who has discovered your gay porn habit and say that I signed you up for site notifications without your consent.

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ahhh! Thanks! LOL

Hah! Yes! Mine all Mine.

maniacle laughter and evil hand rubbing

First order of business, more porn. snicker I've always wanted to be the Overlord of the Internet .. even if only for a day. :-)

I almost forgot to ask, Keira: Have you been able to chip away at the backlog of emails enough to receive fan art again?

Thanks

Thats easy for me, the only people who have sometimes access to my PC can`t read English. Voila no problem.
But if they would know about it then they maybe ask my about my reading habits but surely not the author. Sometimes I wonder....

Keira, I love ya, I'm just sayin'

I'm a lazy ass but I'm working on it. The clue will be when I actually post the art I have pending. LOL.

*giggle* I read and write it... sometimes in the same room as my mother who is a "love the sinner hate the sin" perspective when it comes to gays and lesbians. Considering some of the rants she's gone on she probably knows I at least read it (it's hard to tell for sure). My computers has a made up word password so.... yeah.

I read Gay-Porn, so does my boyfriend, he is just more BDSM and I'm more of a vanilla romance kind of guy. The only part where it gets a little disturbing is when he tells me to read a passage and gets all puppy eyed looking hopeful to get that passage into action, and even that has worked out well a couple of times.
He reads your cock writing too Keira and I'm certain he tried something out of the TTB series once while we where having sex, I just don't know what it is and I like to keep it that way. He is just more of the mysterious silent lurker in the background and I'm more of a participator, so little chance he will ever respond here.

LOL. ;-)

LOL
alright I'll watch for that

There is no way I'm ever calling my husband The Cock Provider - he'd strut around for days!!!

I WANT that magnnet! My mother NEEDS that magnet. Our family slogan is "where the woman are strong, the children are intelligent and the men are... good looking." snorts.

My question is how many of those that give you shit, are stalking her website themselves?

Dear God seriously? No seriously???? I honestly password protected my computer when my neices were living with us, not becasue I was ashamed of my gay porn habit- and not because i really think their parents would even mind. Their father is in a band some of the stereotypes are embraced (not the drugs, and he is happily married. But they are underaged, and blabber mouths. Some arguments ARE NOT WORTH having with my grandmother EVER!!!!

As for my mother. I have never told her, but she knows I don't give a rat's who loves who as long as its legal. She's borrowed my ebook before I erased it one day (I told her she might not like everything on it) and one day she asked me why i had a picture of two actors on my computer. I forget who it was. I think it was DB, and JM as Angel and Spike, my response was "I like the way they look." She isn't stupid. So, I think she knows....

However, this does bring to mind. I am probably going to have fix my facebook account Keira. I am volunteering orianted around kids, now. Must make it G rated.

That's why I have THREE facebook accounts. LOL.

Well, I gotta give a man his due.

I don't hide my habit, my family knows and looks on at me in confusion. In fact I have conversations with friends on the phone in front of my mother, grandmother, and other members of the family about stories that I am writing. They think I am the Queen of Weird, but they love me anyway. Thanks for all the hot manporn.

Calia

*laughs* You lead an interesting life....

my family is weird, no one talks abaut sex or porn. when i was 10 or so i've got a sex-ed book too easter and that was it. my mom reads those weird het romance novels since i can remember, ok my sister is the one who brought me to gay porn, but my dad is the best.. asks me to bring back some dvd's to the videotek when he got suddenly sick, let's just say i know EXACTLY what porn my father likes ^^
and all my ex-boxfriends where all abaut 15+ years older then me.. and we all know old men are pervs ;)

so dont worry no one will come to you and say you are the devil for giving me my depest desires: hot men, hot sex, lots off fun and snark

KEEP GOING

OMG, LMAO! Truly an oops moment...

Good God. How stupid can people be? Amazing.

I am a happy reader of gay porn. I also watch it. My husband knows and approves not because he gets laid (and he does), but because I enjoy it and he wants me to be happy.

Once again... Amazing.

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