So, You Read Gay Porn

[keiramarcos]

If you read my site, you read gay porn. Sorry, but it's true. YOU READ GAY PORN. Now, having established this, we can move on to more important topics such as:

1. If you're going to hide the fact that you read gay porn from your: mom, dad, sister, husband, aunts, uncles, children, or grandchildren -- put a password on your computer that they can't figure out. (I'm not suggesting that you should hide it or whatever but if you're going to hide it, be smart about it. ALSO: I don't support the reading of my butt-sex fic by under aged readers. I really don't. But I can't control that and it isn't my job to monitor other people's teenagers on the Internet either)

2. If your husband doesn't understand why you read gay porn... don't encourage him to email your favorite author and ask her. I'm so serious about this. You might not like how I respond to him. Just sayin'.

3. If you are hiding your gay porn habit from your husband (etc) -- don't save links to my site or xtube.com videos in your bookmarks! Again, this is pretty self-explanatory.

4. If you are hiding your gay porn habit from your husband (etc) -- don't subscribe to my website with the FAMILY EMAIL ACCOUNT because it's not my fault that my site sends you emails when you do this and your husband might have clicked on the link and then he accidentally discovered that someone in the house reads gay porn and it's probably you and not your cat. Also? I really don't care how he feels about Kirk/Spock. I don't care how my husband feels about it either and he pays the mortgage payment and is The Cock Provider in my household. So if He Who Gives Me Cock doesn't get an opinion on my slash writing, you can be assured your husband's (parents, grandparents, children, grandchildren, aunt, uncle or fifth cousin three times removed on your mama's side) opinion isn't important to me either.


IN SHORT: Don't make me be rude to someone you love because you're shamed of your manlove reading habits and also don't lie and tell the person who has discovered your gay porn habit and say that I signed you up for site notifications without your consent.

Comments

[auntbijou.livejournal.com]

Dear Keira,

Thank you for writing man-love porn full of cock and lots and lots of hot man on man sex, because every time my wife reads one of your stories, I get laid fantastically and with great enthusiasm.

Love,

The Husbandly One

... or at least, that is what he would say, if he could!

[keiramarcos]

LMAO.

[sandrasolaria.livejournal.com]

Oh god, now I want to know what kinds of things enraged family members have been sending you. And your responses, of course. They are always hilarious.

[sandrasolaria.livejournal.com]

Also thank gods my girlfriend is also a fan of the gay pornage.

[nephir.livejournal.com]

Wow *giggle snort* I know there are people that pretend that they don't read porn but I can only feel sorry for them.

Growing up I was the girl who read science fiction in a small bible belt type town and trust me, reading porn would have been more accepted by all and sundry than the science fiction.

[qbic1.livejournal.com]

OMG, really?!?

>2. If your husband doesn't understand why you read gay porn... don't encourage him to email your favorite author and ask her. I'm so serious about this. You might not like how I respond to him. Just sayin'.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

Thank you, thank you, I can't tell you how much I needed that!!

Thanks for making my day - Again!

[mataydood.livejournal.com]

Computers are personal things. We do hundreds of embarrassing things on them, but then again, when my stepmother was in an internet cafe in Egypt, a least 2 dozen people had porn open. And were comparing sites. OUT LOUD. So maybe my traditional middle-eastern family might be a bit more accepting than I think. ::shrugs:: I don't want any of my innocent neices or nephews try to find webkinz and end up pulling your site out of my bookmarks, so PASSWORDS. Ones that no one who knows me would ever guess. with n-tradtional spellings and random numbers assigned. (whose paranoid, not me!)

Also, people are so very very dumb, cowardly, and lazy, I'm more and more sure of this every day. Having you fight their family/marriage battles for them is so unfair. I say block their IP addresses. Or just ignore them entirely. Easier that way.

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

see, that's why I have a separate computer to my husband...

[bjhull.livejournal.com]

One day I will die laughing and it will be your fault. Seriously, who the hell cares if I read gay porn? Moreover, who the hell has the right to care? My husband might be allowed an opinion (which I would feel free to ignore) but he really doesn't care.

[desertpoet]

Wow someone actually did that? Most of my family doesn't know I read gay porn but rest assured if they find out I won't try to blame you

[mistress-tien.livejournal.com]

First: ROFLOL!

Second: I can't believe people are that stupid! Are these the same ones that buy crap from spam?

Third: I love your gay porn and would be unhappy if you stopped writing it. I promise to never have anyone contact you about my porn reading habits.

[fanarts-series.livejournal.com]

It's what i'm happy that my hubby don't speak english lol !

Hélas he knows my naughty secrets seeing me making art with cocks and collars involved, knows my favs porn sites and indulge me 'cause i'm his princess :-) and because he is smart and my sexy thing, just like i already say one day in your wordpress he said only one stuff :
You can go on porn sites but don't buy anything....too expensive anyway...
SMARTASS.

[alainia.livejournal.com]

I love you, truly I do. *grins* All my computers are password protected if family comes to visit. My friends all know what I'm into. *grins* Although, I have to be careful when I bring a laptop to school.

OMG I want to read a response you had to the husband in #2.

[bjhull.livejournal.com]

I love your icon.

I needed a good laugh !

[hellbells101.livejournal.com]

Hey personally I love your gay porn. I've never tried to hide what I read.I do find it perplexing when people start to stutter and blush upon hearing what I read. My usual reply is along the lines of "Don't worry it's only really good fiction. You have noting to feel inadequate about."

Also, do husband's really ask? If so then I'd love to hear your replies.

[azurehart.livejournal.com]

Sad to say at 41 I'm still hiding the fact that I read gay porn. It's not shame, I just don't want to be responsible for my Mother's heart attack when she realizes her innocent daughter (HA!) reads filthy smut high quality homo-erotica. If that didn't kill her the fact that I ogle pictures of naked men doing wonderfully filthy things to each other would push her over the edge.

I'm smart about it though. All my bookmarks are saved to diigo, licorize, & delicious, I use a different browser than she does, and I have a separate email account just for fan fiction. If you are sneaky enough you can read porn in the same room with someone and they'll never know unless they're the sort to read over your shoulder.

[djaddict.livejournal.com]

Totally OT but would it be ok if I copied your icon? It's awesome!

[kazbaby]

This post is seriously made of awesome. *leaves you a bouquet of roses*

[cookie62.livejournal.com]

My Hubby and I have an agreement - I pretend not to notice his girl on girl bookmarks and he ignores my Gay Love websites -Win win for both of us.

[chris-king-2005.livejournal.com]

*snickering*

[kat-kun1.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. You know, this reminds me of the time that I ordered a fanzine, and it was sent to my home address (um... that is, my mother's home) instead of my college address. Cue me telling her it was a favor for a friend. Whether or not she believed me, we haven't discussed it since. And yes, there is a reason that I password protect my iPad....

[fallen322.livejournal.com]

I'm thankful I'm out so everyone that gets on my computer knows I read slash I've also got a couple people hooked lol you rock Keira but of course you know that. (only problem I ever had was my brother who is a SG-1 / SGA fanatic and found out some of your stories the look on his face had me laughing for a good long while especially when I looked at him and told him that of course Rodney/John and Daniel/Jack where doing it like rabbits!!)

[seadragonlady.livejournal.com]

I have magnet on my fridge which states House Rule 1:
"The views of the man of the house do not necessarily reflect the views of the management."
The day he works out how to switch a computer on I will be ROFLMAO. He is a whiz with a remote control but computers freak him out bless him.

[influ-bad-ence.livejournal.com]

I WANT that magnnet! My mother NEEDS that magnet. Our family slogan is "where the woman are strong, the children are intelligent and the men are... good looking." snorts.

[camshaft22.livejournal.com]

God. I think I'd pay money to read the email and response.

People are such morons.

Awesome job telling him off!

[jimpage363.livejournal.com]

Add me to the list of folks who would pay cash money to see the crazy emails!
I know how fortunate I am that my hubby is a cool dude and actively encourages my reading of slash and attending slash cons. We have gotten more wonderful music and movies out of it, not to mention that hysterical time I dragged him down to the gay sex shop to taste test lubes. But I can't imagine being in a relationship with someone who would judge me for my odd and harmless habit, so my heart goes out to your erstwhile reader. I hope she gets a good grip on her ovaries and says, "This is what I like - so there!"

[i-cant-talk-now.livejournal.com]

Slash cons? *perks up*
What are these? Where are these? Info, please.

[batspit.livejournal.com]

While I certainly don't really wish to discuss my extra curricular activities with my mom, I am constantly amazed by the number of people who don't share them with their partners. How can you possibly get what you want in the bedroom (living room/kitchen table) if they don't know where your head likes to go in your private time?

I don't like flavored lubes, but we did recently have a lively discussion on the speed and texture of Toys at the local Toy store run entirely by very gay men. Its the classiest Toy store you'll ever see.

[syble4.livejournal.com]

I'll never understand why people get so freaked out if a woman likes gay porn when they seem to think it's okay for a hetro male to enjoy lesbian porn.

My husband also enjoyed the "after effects" of my reading choices. [smirk]

[juniper617.livejournal.com]

Jesus fucking christ...

[i-cant-talk-now.livejournal.com]

lol

[diayma.livejournal.com]

Everyone I know knows what I read gay porn. Hell, my boss knows what I read and couldn't give a damn. I password protect my kindle and laptop though because I'm constantly around children. Otherwise, my friends and family could care less and some of the conversations I get into while traveling for my job are fun and hilarious (I work anime/media conventions).