- Sun, 13:31: I was considering shoving my foot up someone's ass but my pedicure still looks good. #firstworldproblems http://t.co/mSkmU0j8OC
- Sun, 13:33: So this is what a movie studio can do to your body if they don't like it (via @upworthy) http://t.co/SYvqrqu3Lg
- Sun, 14:02: Bought a pastry. Bakery Boy asked me if I wanted a knife and fork. He promised not to judge me if I ate my apple croissant like a savage.
- Mon, 07:17: Hate the way hospitals smell.