Two Psychotic Chickens

Yesterday I was kind of depressing. Sorry about that. Life can't always be one big snarkfest. Well, IT is but sometimes the snark isn't amusing. I've been bitchy all day which didn't work out in anyone's favor as both Cock Provider and Cousin Stan would be extremely thrilled to tell you all about it. No really. They would but I don't let them get on m LJ and entertain my minions -- that is all for me. Because I'm selfish like that. All mine! Mine... except for the fact that some mysterious and awesome and anonymous person keeps paying for my LJ upgrade membership thingy so it's like -- mine but I'm not paying for it which messes with my head, I have to say. Since I was so moody and be a big ole downer yesterday -- I feel the need to share a rather epic moment of my childhood (and Stan's) with you guys.

( Grandma made us cookies for a solid month -- every single day. )