- Sat, 14:52: Mom is sitting next to me watching The Avengers on her lap top. She says, "Chris Hemsworth is only 28." Shrugs. "Well I can work with it."
- Sat, 16:44: My mom says, "Robert Downey Jr has an amazing ass." Loudly. Because she's wearing headphones. Half of cafe turned to stare. Many agreed.
- Sat, 22:25: Butt-Chugging: Students, Experts Recoil At Alcohol Enema Case http://t.co/GMwORfH7 - Moral: Don't be a dumb ass.
- Sat, 23:03: Jon Stewart: "@MittRomney Getting Dumber As The Election Approaches" http://t.co/ygMhRgAl -- I adore Jon Stewart @TheDailyShow