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Dec. 17th, 2012
Fat Squirrel
Dec. 17th, 2012 10:51 pmSo.
Sisko did his best to climb the tree in my backyard today. I watched this for fifteen minutes before I decided to out and investigate what had gotten him so worked up. What do I find?
Just out of his reach, hanging out a branch looking at my dog like he was crazy-- a chipmunk. It made some chittering "haha" noise at my dog which pissed me off so walked over to the tree, grabbed the limb below him and pulled it back so when I released it, it would hit the branch that smug little shit was on. And it did. (Don't look at me like that. My PMS is EPIC.)
The chipmunk scrambles around on his perch but doesn't actually fall but it chitters some more and darts up the tree before it jumped to a branch in my neighbors tree and I shout after it, "Good luck with that you little bastard, they've got a pitbull over there!"
Me and Sisko come in the house--bitchy together and I make myself a latte and give him a big horrible pig bone to chew on. So, I tell my husband about the chipmunk and he says.
"Honey, no, we don't have chipmunks in this neighborhood."
And I said, "Fine, jerk off, some fat squirrel with no tail was harrassing Sisko so I ran it off into the yard with the pitbull."
He asks, "Did you just call me a jerk off?"
I shot him the bird and walked out of the room.
Sisko did his best to climb the tree in my backyard today. I watched this for fifteen minutes before I decided to out and investigate what had gotten him so worked up. What do I find?
Just out of his reach, hanging out a branch looking at my dog like he was crazy-- a chipmunk. It made some chittering "haha" noise at my dog which pissed me off so walked over to the tree, grabbed the limb below him and pulled it back so when I released it, it would hit the branch that smug little shit was on. And it did. (Don't look at me like that. My PMS is EPIC.)
The chipmunk scrambles around on his perch but doesn't actually fall but it chitters some more and darts up the tree before it jumped to a branch in my neighbors tree and I shout after it, "Good luck with that you little bastard, they've got a pitbull over there!"
Me and Sisko come in the house--bitchy together and I make myself a latte and give him a big horrible pig bone to chew on. So, I tell my husband about the chipmunk and he says.
"Honey, no, we don't have chipmunks in this neighborhood."
And I said, "Fine, jerk off, some fat squirrel with no tail was harrassing Sisko so I ran it off into the yard with the pitbull."
He asks, "Did you just call me a jerk off?"
I shot him the bird and walked out of the room.