- Mon, 19:48: Thnx to Chefville, I'm pretty sure I've sexually propositioned a good third of my f-list on Facebook.
- Mon, 21:47: Apparently, I signed my pen name to 3 Christmas cards this year. #awkwardmoment
- Tue, 10:48: The Pope says we should find room for his God in our lives. He should find room for tolerance in his first.
- Tue, 11:04: May you get exactly what you deserve this Christmas. http://t.co/hBji76tC