Meanie Head!
Jan. 15th, 2012 06:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
keiramarcosIf you pay attention to my Facebook timeline, you'll know I'm sitting in the cafe this evening trying to avoid most human contact because my level of PMS is a danger to those around me AND for three hours I had to endure this woman video chatting with her friend on her computer. I could've strangled her. No really. I don't think a jury would've convicted me either.
Well, after the finished her "chat" -- one of her friends comes in to have dinner with her and they're sitting their chatting and there is little kid (maybe 5?) across from us in a chair by the fire with one of those portable DVD players and headphones too big for her head. She's watching Little Mermaid. You might ask how I know... well because she gave a surprisingly decent rendition of "Under the Sea" earlier. (Right now she's humming Kiss the Girl)
Okay, so she took a break for the potty and comes back and THE TWAT who sat beside me and had a 3 fucking hour video conference had the GALL to tell this child she should be quiet because she's in a public place. Before anyone (her mother or I) could say I word... this child puts her hands on her hips and says:
"Kiss my butt, meanie head!"
The twat starts muttering and glaring. The mother is mortified.
I burst out laughing. What? I never said I was going to be a good influence on anyone!
So the next time someone pisses me off -- I can't promise that the words "Kiss my butt, meanie head" won't come out of my mouth. Just so you know!
Well, after the finished her "chat" -- one of her friends comes in to have dinner with her and they're sitting their chatting and there is little kid (maybe 5?) across from us in a chair by the fire with one of those portable DVD players and headphones too big for her head. She's watching Little Mermaid. You might ask how I know... well because she gave a surprisingly decent rendition of "Under the Sea" earlier. (Right now she's humming Kiss the Girl)
Okay, so she took a break for the potty and comes back and THE TWAT who sat beside me and had a 3 fucking hour video conference had the GALL to tell this child she should be quiet because she's in a public place. Before anyone (her mother or I) could say I word... this child puts her hands on her hips and says:
"Kiss my butt, meanie head!"
The twat starts muttering and glaring. The mother is mortified.
I burst out laughing. What? I never said I was going to be a good influence on anyone!
So the next time someone pisses me off -- I can't promise that the words "Kiss my butt, meanie head" won't come out of my mouth. Just so you know!