Meanie Head!

[keiramarcos]

If you pay attention to my Facebook timeline, you'll know I'm sitting in the cafe this evening trying to avoid most human contact because my level of PMS is a danger to those around me AND for three hours I had to endure this woman video chatting with her friend on her computer. I could've strangled her. No really. I don't think a jury would've convicted me either.

Well, after the finished her "chat" -- one of her friends comes in to have dinner with her and they're sitting their chatting and there is little kid (maybe 5?) across from us in a chair by the fire with one of those portable DVD players and headphones too big for her head. She's watching Little Mermaid. You might ask how I know... well because she gave a surprisingly decent rendition of "Under the Sea" earlier. (Right now she's humming Kiss the Girl)

Okay, so she took a break for the potty and comes back and THE TWAT who sat beside me and had a 3 fucking hour video conference had the GALL to tell this child she should be quiet because she's in a public place. Before anyone (her mother or I) could say I word... this child puts her hands on her hips and says: 

"Kiss my butt, meanie head!"

The twat starts muttering and glaring. The mother is mortified.

I burst out laughing. What? I never said I was going to be a good influence on anyone!

So the next time someone pisses me off -- I can't promise that the words "Kiss my butt, meanie head" won't come out of my mouth. Just so you know!

Comments

[timespirt.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I needed that crying laugh, WOW! Bhahahahahahahah

[indigocat.livejournal.com]

What a priceless child.

[freak-in-corner.livejournal.com]

that is amazing :D aren't children just the best things for a good laugh, unless they're your own of course lol

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like that child. Go you and your sense of appropriate!

~L

[rinkafic.livejournal.com]

Huzzah for that kid!

[iadorespike]

Truly awesome. :D You tell the best stories—I'm just sorry you had to sit through the 3 hour video thing. Ugh.

<333

[tamstercmt.livejournal.com]

LMAO! That's great! We all know you wouldn't be so diplomatic. That's why we love you.

[leilsylver.livejournal.com]

LMFAO I'm pretty sure that you didn't use the word butt in your conversation. LOL. That's too funny!

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

Introduce that child to the padawan. Perhaps someday they'll make the world a better place by reproducing.

[kazbaby]

If I was the girl's mom I would have: 1. Told that woman if she didn't stop glaring at my kid she'd find out what a size 10 shoe feels like shoved up her ass. 2. She had no right to tell my kid anything. The cunt could come to me to complain about my kid and I'd make corrective measures if they needed to be done. 3. I'd give the kid a cookie for not being cowed by the bitch and speaking her mind.

I've always taught my nieces and nephew to behave in public and to have respect for adults. But I also taught them to not be bullied by adults that are being jackasses to them and they wouldn't be in trouble for standing up for themselves.

[seliki.livejournal.com]

I agree wholeheartedly my nieces and neffy know the same thing and that if that bitch had said that to them they had my permission to express themselves then come tell the auntie to do so also.

[chris-king-2005.livejournal.com]

ROFL

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
and found you on facebook, hope that's okay

[keiramarcos]

Nah, we're all good. Facebook is where my cult is afterall ;-)

[azurehart.livejournal.com]

I hope someone bought that child a cookie.

[karasumaakane]

LMAO! Nice one, kid~

[mmariep2.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[insanity--inc.livejournal.com]

::is now cleaning soda off my monitor::

Out of the mouths of babes. Has this kid been learning from you via osmosis?

This has made my day.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lololol

[beckys91.livejournal.com]

I feel like I should wish the kid used cleaner language and showed more respect for her elders, but I'm afraid my reaction is more like yours. Children learn respect by seeing others respect each other. A big thumbs up to her and a smile to her Mom.

[mayalaen.livejournal.com]

That is great! Hands on hips and everything!