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keiramarcos"Here, let me." Reaches down to grab his dick. "I'd like to achieve penetration before curfew." -- DURING
"No, you asshole, the g-spot is not a fucking myth--now crook your finger a little." -- DURING
"Your dick is too big for anal sex. It's not happening." -- BEFORE
"Okay, we can have sex but I only have twenty minutes before the new episode of SG1 comes on." -- BEFORE
"If you have to ask me if it was good -- it's a good indication that you didn't knock the bottom out of it." -- AFTER
"You should go back to your own place to sleep -- I have to get up early tomorrow." -- AFTER
"Could you make less noise? My neighbor knows my mom." -- DURING
"Yeah, I'll get naked with you but if you don't get me off -- I'll make sure everyone knows what a sorry fuck you are." -- BEFORE
"I hate you so much right now." -- DURING
"I promise not to get attached to you personally but I'm sort of in love with your cock, is that okay?" -- AFTER
Have you ever said something during sex you wish you hadn't? I've never called a man by the wrong name because I've never allowed myself to use any names during sex just be safe. You just never know what name might spill out due to sense memory if you do shit like that on a regular basis.
"No, you asshole, the g-spot is not a fucking myth--now crook your finger a little." -- DURING
"Your dick is too big for anal sex. It's not happening." -- BEFORE
"Okay, we can have sex but I only have twenty minutes before the new episode of SG1 comes on." -- BEFORE
"If you have to ask me if it was good -- it's a good indication that you didn't knock the bottom out of it." -- AFTER
"You should go back to your own place to sleep -- I have to get up early tomorrow." -- AFTER
"Could you make less noise? My neighbor knows my mom." -- DURING
"Yeah, I'll get naked with you but if you don't get me off -- I'll make sure everyone knows what a sorry fuck you are." -- BEFORE
"I hate you so much right now." -- DURING
"I promise not to get attached to you personally but I'm sort of in love with your cock, is that okay?" -- AFTER
Have you ever said something during sex you wish you hadn't? I've never called a man by the wrong name because I've never allowed myself to use any names during sex just be safe. You just never know what name might spill out due to sense memory if you do shit like that on a regular basis.
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Date: 2012-02-11 09:58 am (UTC)God... I love how evil you are.
~L
Also, the video choice was *inspired*
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Date: 2012-02-11 10:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-11 10:38 am (UTC)~L
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Date: 2012-02-11 11:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-11 10:30 am (UTC)After.... He really did get free drinks after that, he really was that good. To bad he could not remember if the Civil War came before or after The Revolutinary War. That and he was a Republican. There are just some things in life great sex can not make up for.
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Date: 2012-02-11 10:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-11 10:38 am (UTC)~L
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Date: 2012-02-11 10:39 am (UTC)But those women totally pwned it and therefore it was actually sexy and hot.
Yay for women power!
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Date: 2012-02-11 11:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-11 02:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-11 04:54 pm (UTC)He pulled on a grape one.
I looked at it.
Looked at him.
Looked at it.
Then, I burst into song.
"It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' Purple People Eater...!"
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Date: 2012-02-11 05:15 pm (UTC)*dies laughing*
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Date: 2012-02-11 06:02 pm (UTC)Needless to say, neither of us were in the mood after that - but I will credit him with having a great sense of humor, 'cause he was LOL-ing all over the place, too!
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Date: 2012-02-11 09:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-11 09:51 pm (UTC)Hey! Just to let you know: I'm re-reading "What Might Have Been" and loving it all over again!
...not that I ever stopped, but still. >.>
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Date: 2012-02-11 10:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-12 02:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-12 12:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-11 05:28 pm (UTC)(him) "I love you, but I love the Lord more."
(me) "Well, I hope you and the Lord are very happy, then."
DURING
(him) "You're a prick tease, you know that?"
(me, before dumping him out of my bed) "Guess that makes you the prick."
BEFORE
(me) "Wow. I don't know whether to run and scream or get a stick and beat it down for prizes."
BEFORE
(him) "Hey, wanna get in the back seat?"
(me) "Oh, no, I'd much rather stay here in front with you!"
Yeah, sex did NOT happen that night!!
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Date: 2012-02-11 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-11 11:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-11 11:20 pm (UTC);-)
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Date: 2012-02-14 10:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-12 04:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-11 06:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-12 02:50 am (UTC)My big problem is i always laugh during sex. Usually it's cause, you know, laugh when you are having fun? But occasionally, laugh cause the other person is fucking hilarious... that never goes over so well, for some reason :-p
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Date: 2012-02-12 04:46 am (UTC)It's late and I've had a beer.
Date: 2012-02-12 03:58 am (UTC)"You look like a Roman statue of a swimmer." (There followed an extensive explication of the differences between Roman and Greek statuary, with a digression into the musculature of swimmers vs. runners. Somehow, sex still happened. I know, right?) (Before)
"No, that wasn't me." (During. Never mind why; leave it at I should have STFU.)
"No, you didn't. I think I would have known if you'd gotten it in." (After. It's safe to say you're better with the newbies than I.)
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Date: 2012-02-14 03:22 am (UTC)After a one night stand. Her door needed a key from the inside.
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Date: 2012-02-17 12:33 am (UTC)