I ABHOR POLITICAL SURVEY TAKERS
Mar. 13th, 2012 06:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
keiramarcosDear Republicans, Evangelists, and the entire Congregation of the Westboro Baptist Church,
I recently had an epiphany. Really, a genuine honest-to-Slut epiphany about your circumstances. You see, I realized it was wrong to force you to live in a country where you simply don't fit in. I just want you to know that it's not honestly our intention to make you hate us for our freedom. We don't want you to be uncomfortable just because we believe that everyone should have the same rights. We realize this is contrary to your fundamental principals. So, I've done some research so we could locate the proper environment for you. It wasn't difficult so don't feel guilty -- I didn't put myself out for you. There is a list on Wikipedia.
I'm not actually advocating that you move to one of these countries--because frankly I don't think any of these countries have done anything collectively to deserve you.
Personally, I think it's time we consider colonization as an option.
How do you feel about Mars?
Sincerely,
A Democratic, Liberal Slut Who Is Sincerely
Fucking Tired Of People Calling My House
Asking Me How I'm Going to Vote.
I recently had an epiphany. Really, a genuine honest-to-Slut epiphany about your circumstances. You see, I realized it was wrong to force you to live in a country where you simply don't fit in. I just want you to know that it's not honestly our intention to make you hate us for our freedom. We don't want you to be uncomfortable just because we believe that everyone should have the same rights. We realize this is contrary to your fundamental principals. So, I've done some research so we could locate the proper environment for you. It wasn't difficult so don't feel guilty -- I didn't put myself out for you. There is a list on Wikipedia.
I'm not actually advocating that you move to one of these countries--because frankly I don't think any of these countries have done anything collectively to deserve you.
Personally, I think it's time we consider colonization as an option.
How do you feel about Mars?
Sincerely,
A Democratic, Liberal Slut Who Is Sincerely
Fucking Tired Of People Calling My House
Asking Me How I'm Going to Vote.
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Date: 2012-03-13 11:31 pm (UTC)My response: I believe that everyone regardless of gender should be allowed to marry. Period.
Response from caller: Uh... thank you for your time.
They hung up immediately. *g* Seems I didn't fit with the demographic response they were hoping for. *eg*
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Date: 2012-03-13 11:37 pm (UTC)Oiy.
Also I saw we send them to Mercury. Let the silly fuckers fry.
~L
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Date: 2012-03-13 11:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-14 04:39 am (UTC)And did you bait them? or just tell them to DIAF?
~L
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Date: 2012-03-14 05:08 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-04-07 09:46 pm (UTC)They are, however, required to have an internal Do Not Call list. To be put on it just confirm your identity by telling them your name and then ask to be put on their do not call list and removed from any other lists they may have (ie a mailing list). I believe there is a way to report them if they keep calling after you request such a thing.
I worked for my University my senior year as a telefundraiser . . . I'm well versed in the rules ;) .
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Date: 2012-03-13 11:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-14 12:01 am (UTC)I ABHOR POLITICAL SURVEY TAKERS from Keiramarcos
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Date: 2012-03-14 01:08 am (UTC)*fangirling for you*
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Date: 2012-03-14 03:07 am (UTC)There can be only one!
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Date: 2012-03-14 04:43 am (UTC)Also, you get the voters? I only get the calles about if I think that they should reinstate Spanking in Schools K-12.
The Pollers seam to think that the Cheer set are being slutish for wearing Danceskins under the uniform skirts.
I want one of your poller cause i think we need the taxes.
My Mom is still upset from the "dem" who called and wanted her not to vote for the Baby killing Obama. Can we say that he helped her make up her mind to go vote for Obama.
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Date: 2012-03-14 06:40 am (UTC)Perhaps we could trade those illegal aliens for the really annoying non-aliens?
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Date: 2012-03-14 11:29 am (UTC)Hook the candidates up to shockers and you vote for who you *don't* want - first person to die/become unconsious and manage to be unhooked *before* death - loses
Simple!
charge would only have to be like the one you get from licking a 9volt battery - I theorize enough people it would build up well
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Date: 2012-03-14 11:01 pm (UTC)No. No we do not.
Send the mother fuckers straight into the sun.
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