Be Dangerous

[keiramarcos]

Republican men are afraid of me. No really. They are absolutely petrified of all five feet four inches of me. It's not the gay porn. At first, I thought it might be because... you know... I write it a lot. Except, it's probably not the gay porn.

Then I considered that it might be vagina envy. Republican men have spent a great deal of time, money, and effort lately attempting to legislate, control, dominate,  and destroy women's rights on level that boggles my fucking mind. My husband says they want to control the pussy because they aren't attractive enough to get pussy without paying for it. In Rush Limbaugh's case--I'm sure that's entirely accurate. He's so damned ugly on the personality front that even if he looked like Hugh Jackman he wouldn't get laid without paying for it one way or another. (well, okay, he totally would if he looked like Hugh Jackman but he would have to keep his pie-hole shut the entire time!) Limbaugh is like the only guy who would be safe from "sexual overtures" in a Super Max Federal prison because even Bubba Joe St. Frances from Bumfuck, Mississippi couldn't be situationally gay enough to hit THAT. (Was that offensive? I bet one (or more) of you is glaring at your computer screen and thinking -- My God, Keira, that was a fucking horrible thing to say!)

Even if we allow that they want to control pussy because they can't get pussy and the frustration of that situation has all but forced them to lash out in very nonconstructive ways... it still doesn't explain the fear of my badassness.

Then, earlier today I went and got my mail. And inside my mail box was the answer to my puzzling dilemma. I received my updated voter registration card.

That's right. 

Republicans fear me because I'm a SLUT WHO IS REGISTERED TO VOTE. 

Go ahead, I dare you!

BE DANGEROUS.

Comments

[silentflux]

Exactly - every time I hear them spout their bullshit I wonder how they ever expect to get laid ever again... I wouldn't touch them with a 10 meter pole or my worst enemy's ass.

And yes! Voter sluts unite! lol

[timespirt.livejournal.com]

Laughing, no glaring. Bahahahahahahahah. Thay all have wives at home and they still go out and pay for it!

[keiramarcos]

That's so cute that you think their wives might actually agree to fuck them. *smiles at you*

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

Limbaugh is like the only guy who would be safe from "sexual overtures" in a Super Max Federal prison because even Bubba Joe St. Frances from Bumfuck, Mississippi couldn't be situationally gay enough to hit THAT. (Was that offensive? I bet one (or more) of you is glaring at your computer screen and thinking -- My God, Keira, that was a fucking horrible thing to say!)

Well I know I am. Such a horrible thing to lay at the feet of Bubba! He would run away screaming first & never, ever contemplate that. His dick might fall off!

Hell I am a registered slut as well and I am with you. I am voting this year, just like I did four years ago & I am *not* voting for a Republican. Those used douches have lost all respect from me.

~L

[phoenix4.livejournal.com]

I've wondered for a long time how someone could be gay and be a Republican, but I could almost understand fiscal conservatives who felt more strongly about their preferred economic policy than the fact that their own party hates them. Now I'm starting to feel the same way about any woman who calls herself a Republican.

Stephanie Pearl-McPhee (http://www.yarnharlot.ca/blog/archives/2012/03/08/for_women.html) wrote a blog entry on International Women's Day about this. She pointed out that giving women the freedom to choose means that they also have the freedom to choose to support something that we think is detrimental to women. And this worries me, because thanks to TruTV, I'm well aware that there are a lot of dumb people in the world.

Yes, I'm a SLUT and a registered voter -- for now at least, until the menfolk decide it's just too much responsibility for little old me.

[keiramarcos]

They can chose who to support and how but when their choice infringes on my choices -- then we have a problem. It goes back to that old adage:

My rights end where yours begin.

[arcadii]

I really don't think that there is anything in the universe too bad to say about Rush Limbaugh. Do you think he got the name of Rush because when people see him, they 'rush' away?

[aileyfallon.livejournal.com]

I just can't figure out how rush got 4 women to marry him.

[otrame.livejournal.com]

I am a slut. And I VOTE.

[auntbijou.livejournal.com]

See, I don't think that was a horrible thing to say about Limbaugh. Ain't nobody hittin' that, even with an industrial strength condom and a bag over his head.

What boggles my mind is... the Republican party obviously has not figured out that women make up over fifty percent of the population in the U. S. And not all of them are Republicans, and not all of those who are Republican are in lock-step with the party. Seriously, why piss off the majority of the voting population unless you're trying to lose??

If only!

Nope, I'm registered to vote, too. Can't let down all the women who fought so hard to get me that right, you know? We've only had the right to vote for 91 years. Don't want it to get rusty or anything...

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

Agreed. I have to say, brains + Repubs are not always going together.

~L

What did that bastion of the Republicans from Alaska

[winterhart]

Say into response to Rush? (I have to sell lifelock, my grandmother thinks he's great... I think he should climb into a hole)

I mean if the REPUBLICAN women support this, they need a clue, badly.

[starr_falling]

That probably was a horrible thing to say, but it's also the truth and made me laugh. I registered to vote the second I could and have voted every time except the first because I went out of state for college and forgot to set up the whole absentee voting thing. I think the only thing that pisses me off more than the Republicans, is all the people that complain about them but don't vote them out. If you don't vote, you have no right to complain!

[pyrotechnik.livejournal.com]

I cracked up. No one should have to deal with Limbaugh.

Honestly, at one point in time, the Republican party was a decent group. They were started by abolitionists, and were completely against government mucking about in people's lives. And then, somewhere along the line, they all went insane! (I did my research). Honestly, the only person I want to vote for is Ron Paul, and in some of his ideas, he's looney tunes. Obama and I are quits. I detest how he's voted on certain bills, and some of the things he's done. All the other Republican nominees are............despicable. Hell, with it. I may just emigrate. Or vote for Mickey Mouse. Possibly Donald Duck.
My feeling on the vagina laws is if you don't have one, you don't get a vote, you don't even get to make legislation on it. Although, I think this is the best thing yet.http://jezebel.com/5893040/smartasses-deluge-pro+ultrasound-male-lawmakers-facebook-page-with-detailed-vagina-updates
Innit great?

[admiralandrea.livejournal.com]

Guess it makes a change from all that penis envy we've so say got going on, amIrite? *G*

I signed and tweeted, even if I thankfully live in a more forward nation, in this regard, at least!

Mostly, I ignore crazy American politics, but that Limbaugh guy totally made my jaw hang open in shock. Most unattractive!

[silvarbelle.livejournal.com]

Power to the Vaj! XD

Yeah; a guy on Twitter summed up the #GOPplanforwomen:

"No sex ed. No birth control. Pregnant? No abortion. Have a kid? Stay home. No income? No assistance."

It kills me that a bunch of old white men (people that don't have a uterus or vaj of their own) think they have the right to tell me what to do with mine.

News reports are that women are fleeing the GOP vote in droves because of the Republicans' blatant sexism (like: even MORE than usually blatant).

[druidchick.livejournal.com]

ya know, I bet Kevin Jordan (TTB) would fit right in with the Republican party.

[bridges2.livejournal.com]

Registered to vote 2 weeks ago and did the instant voting as it was a late registration. Cost Priceless as I voted R so I could mess with their vote count.

[karraparis.livejournal.com]

See it's our job to be on the inside and tell the outsides about the true nutcases out there that we NEED to know about.

[rebel-kitty-25.livejournal.com]

oh man I am so glad I don't live in the US right now - in the UK it still sucks but at least religion isn't in the mix

thanks to the various posts from American friends on FB - I just found out that several of the Republican states now have it that a woman can be imprisoned for *murder* if she has a miscarriage or stillborn baby if they can find *any* way of accusing her of causing it (ie drinking/drugs/wearing a skirt above the knee I'd bet)

Also now in one place they are trying to make it that you have to prove you need the contraceptive pill for 'medical purposes' to keep your job!

See my 'medical' reason for not wanting a soon to be screaming parasite? - the fact I refer to a fetus as 'soon to be screaming parasite' may be a clue - I like kids just don't want one of my own, I like them aged 5 and up when they start being hilarious

Anyone who objects to women being allowed to control their own body should be forced to throw up once a day, beaten in the stomach for 6 months, made to carry a 15-20lb 'simulator' suit and then have a melon rammed whole into whatever orifice that comes to mind

Then they may appreciate it's not something you want to do every year or indeed ever in some cases

[karraparis.livejournal.com]

Be really glad that you don't live in Oklahoma. Most of our State Senate is male plus that one cookie woman who hates everyone, and very few women.

The new bill that they are trying to pass has even the Doctors pissed. They want to pass a bill that makes a Zygote a living, thinking, Cognitive person that has all the right of the mother.

So if the mother's life is in danger she'd better hightail it another state if the bill passes.

[chris-king-2005.livejournal.com]

Republicans.

Bah humbug.

[tamstercmt.livejournal.com]

This is the first election that I am really concerned about the outcome. There are things going on that quite frankly terrify me. But we'll have to see how it plays out. Uugh.

[otrame.livejournal.com]

I am firmly convinced that Obama will win this one. I could be wrong, but I think the "behind the scenes mover and shaker" Republicans have found out that when you encourage the nutcase side of your base, then the nutcases decide that they can say what they really believe. I think the old guard Repubs are freaking out now. Their hand-picked front man is just barely hanging on. The nut cases have the bit in their teeth and they are going to run the Republican Party off a cliff.

I hope.

I know one thing. If Rick Santorum is nominated and then elected I will know my country has died and I will leave the rotting corpse and move to Wales. I like Wales. Only spent 2 days there, but I really liked it.

On a more serious note

[druidchick.livejournal.com]

I talked to my fiancé last night about getting another rifle and teaching me how to shoot. I also mentioned stocking up on ammo and maybe some silver bouillon- just in case. Cause really, some state legislatures are voting in the middle of the night on these issues. I am terrified I could wake up one day and not be a legal adult/person one day. (a la The Handmaids Tale)

[freedomtl24.livejournal.com]

Limbaugh is like the only guy who would be safe from "sexual overtures" in a Super Max Federal prison because even Bubba Joe St. Frances from Bumfuck, Mississippi couldn't be situationally gay enough to hit THAT.

(Was that offensive? I bet one (or more) of you is glaring at your computer screen and thinking -- My God, Keira, that was a fucking horrible thing to say!)

I'm not frowning, I think it's fucking hilarious.

I live in the UK and have been following this crap on twitter between you and Martha Plimpton I've learned more than I think I wanted. I love the states and was always kind of jealous of the fact I didn't get to live there. But seriously all this shit is becoming kinda scary. I hope women stand up in November and show these morons exactly who's the boss!

[jbjewel.livejournal.com]

Personally I would prefer to deal with those jerks than what I have to deal with next weekend. My cousin is getting married and detente has been negotiated. I am NOT under ANY circumstances to discuss race, religion, education, healthcare, foreign policy, ANYTHING that I'm reading or have read and whether or not my lesbian cousin is really married to her partner with 70% of my extended family. In exchange, my mother and 2 aunts will distract them and make sure that the fact that I'm the eldest of the cousins and unmarried and with no children will not be brought up. Constantly and by everyone. Failure to comply will result in me sitting at the kiddie table for the next 5 family functions. What in the HELL am I supposed to talk about. My mother's response was it won't kill you for one weekend.

[keiramarcos]

I wouldn't go at all... OR I would wear a t-shirt that says:

Don't talk to me about: race, religion, education, equality, healthcare, the WORLD, lesbians, gay porn, or anything else remotely interesting.

[rogue53.livejournal.com]

My great grandfather was a mover/shaker in the old Republican party... he's probably rolling in his grave over all the crap these people keep coming up with!

[cold-cheese.livejournal.com]

De-lurking because I just had to share this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYQhRCs9IHM

Women's suffrage in the style of Lady Gaga! It is made of so much win, and seemed so appropriate to the topic of conversation. Dangerous voting sluts? That just means that we are doing it right!

Scary Times

[yinkawills.livejournal.com]

Sitting over here in the UK. Trying..not to become paranoid about the anti-femaleness floating around. Worried if it will rub off on pols here, as they always love to copy the worst, rather than the best of the US.

Not confident that the Repubs wont get a lot of women voting for them. After all, there are women like Cindy McCain,who seem quite bright and feisty...but they're lifelong Repubs.Women often vote against their interests, it seems to me.Large tranches of women must have voted for W for him to be in power for 10 years.

And women politicians can be reactionary- Mrs Thatcher had NO interest in promoting women's causes, or even helping women in her own political party, for example.The demonizing of single mothers came to its height during her government.Yet I remember feminists here suggesting voting for her when she was first running for Prime Minister.I'm sure the Repubs have smarter versions of Palin and Bachman waiting in the wings.

I'm worried- when I hear the shit being said by Pols like Santorum- that the US could become a Theocracy. Afghanistan-Christian style-with-nukes.Because they hate the idea of the seperation of church and state- despite the constitution.In that regard, Mr Empty Suit Romney seems the best choice. He just..has no interest in those other than the rich. He could care less about women's bodies. He's into making the wealthy, wealthier. Whereas much of the Party is now ideologically driven.

On a happier note, I was never a big Julia Roberts fan. But I am now. She said “Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant.” WooHoo!
And George Clooney got arrested outside the Sudanese embassy, trying to bring attention to the genocidal dealings of that government. Something he's been doing for years (the man has rented a f***king satellite to monitor human rights abuses there!)

Re: Scary Times

[beckys91.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't vote for a woman just because she's a woman. So many of my son's black friends voted for Obama because he's black . . . because he "understands them." Well, knowing they understand you is nice, but it doesn't mean they're going to do what you want. My boss understood the heck out a guy at work, but he still ended up fired.

I consider myself a Democrat philosophically, but I hate the way they implement their policies. I much prefer the way Republicans operate (not that I'm crazy about how ANY politician operates), but the intolerance I see in so many of them makes me want to scream. I'm registered Independent, but I'm wondering about changing just so I can weigh in on the current Republican idiocy.

enl

[tlyna.livejournal.com]

Keira said- Limbaugh is like the only guy who would be safe from "sexual overtures" in a Super Max Federal prison because even Bubba Joe St. Frances from Bumfuck, Mississippi couldn't be situationally gay enough to hit THAT. (Was that offensive? I bet one (or more) of you is glaring at your computer screen and thinking -- My God, Keira, that was a fucking horrible thing to say!)


But so true. Bubba would probably feel like me, "Hell NO! I wouldn't touch that fuckwad with my worst enemy's genitals, let alone mine!"

Only horrible

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

If you're from Bumfuck, MS. How dare you assume theyd be so dead to all taste even to list as possibly desperate enough to hit shockblob Limbaugh?!?