My dick is HUGE.... mythical but fucking gianormous!

[keiramarcos]

Comments

cackles

[neeliemom.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! I think you get enough already hon, you don't need one of your own. Besides, I get the feeling the CP likes you just fine the way you are.

[oleandr.livejournal.com]

Word. I could drop the Hammer like Thor yo.

[azurehart.livejournal.com]

Damn it do you know how painful it is to snort freaking popcorn out the nose???

[keiramarcos]

About as painful as a diet coke?

[oleandr.livejournal.com]

No? Rather?

[azurehart.livejournal.com]

You know those sharp bits of the popcorn kernel that get stuck in your teeth? Imagine that stuck in your sinus.

[theshadowpanther]

Yup.

[wordwitch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no. my reality is questionable again.

[sarehkert.livejournal.com]

Oh Dear.

[akahihineko.livejournal.com]

I think I might need a DNA test done - cause I have boobs and no dick, but that y-chromosome has to be hiding somewhere!

[karasumaakane]

LMAO!

[chris-king-2005.livejournal.com]

Delusional....

[ladzlilith.livejournal.com]

welcome to the club, girl!!

though you're more one of the founders of this club, eh??!? ;) XD


MfG
Lilith

[freak-in-corner.livejournal.com]

Wow the female population must be extinct if that's the requirements lol

[katrina-lefay.livejournal.com]

Oh My!

[tamstercmt.livejournal.com]

Ye-up. My daughter must be a man too, 'cause she doesn't take shit from anyone. She drives a Hummer too.

[alwaysn-4ever.livejournal.com]

Well Hell! I always liked being female and now I find I don't even remotely qualify for the label. Who's going to tell my kids?

[timespirt.livejournal.com]

Bahahahahahahah! Yeah, right!

[pclu2004.livejournal.com]

I knew there was something wrong with me when I realized that I didn't wear pearls and high heels when mopping the kitchen floor.

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

Gee, I thought this was 2012, not 1912. And really, my house is messy, lived in, and full of love. Being neat & tidy would just cause hubby to freak out.


~L

[lulubelle20.livejournal.com]

Too funny and so true.

[joya-oscura.livejournal.com]

Hilarious.

Je suis la femme fake

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

I don't think even June Cleaver hit all those numbers. If she did, she might have been the only one.

I'd rather face the tyranny of the tampon, which only comes once and month and eventually stops than the oops...erection; I'll be in mah bunk...routine.

[batyatoon]

... well, this is odd. I don't think I actually know who you are, and I'm quite sure I don't have you friended, but for some reason this post showed up on my flist.

Er.

Hi?

[keiramarcos]

I would say that one of your friends reposted my post ;-)

[obsidian-moon.livejournal.com]

Erm... hi!
I don't know how, but I reposted your entry in my LJ. Do you have any idea how I can undo it? Thanks!

[keiramarcos]

You can't just delete the entry?