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[keiramarcos]

• Fri, 19:36: I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/5t96KnnX Cheetah Print Design
• Fri, 19:36: I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/5t96KnnX Cheetah Print Design
• Sat, 01:15: I wish I was asleep.
• Sat, 10:23: Mom says my sister changes husbands like they're cellphones.
• Sat, 11:51: Mom just told the verizon salesmen he was as useful as a bag of dicks. #shopping

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[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

Sat, 01:15: I wish I was asleep.
So did I at that time. Warm milk, melatonin....nothing worked. Even the cats passed out before I did.

Sat, 10:23: Mom says my sister changes husbands like they're cellphones.
Unless they're raised right, seems to me husbands have about the same shelf life as my employer's standard consumer contracts. edited to add: and a correctly programmed phone never forgets birthdays, anniversaries or dinner plans. I'm sure Siri gets all manner of indecent proposals.

Sat, 11:51: Mom just told the verizon salesmen he was as useful as a bag of dicks. #shopping
(PERK) I can think of a number of uses for a bag of silicone dicks! One might have been efficacious for last night's insomnia.

[timespirt.livejournal.com]

Sat, 11:51: Mom just told the verizon salesmen he was as useful as a bag of dicks. #shopping

Would loved to have seen his face! Bahahahahahahaha