My tweets

[keiramarcos]

• Sat, 13:56: Mom said, "Honey, dye ur hair. You're making me look old."
• Sat, 17:41: I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/9qHbcrB6 All This Time (Draco/Harry)
• Sat, 18:06: Offered to find my mother a program to teach her how to type. She looked at me like I'd suggested she try cannibalism and said, "I retired."
• Sat, 19:49: Project File: Iron http://t.co/qKjGdvp2
• Sat, 21:57: Man says, "Good evening ladies" to us and my mother turns to me after he leaves and says, "I just don't trust friendly people."
• Sat, 22:15: Mom's hobby is Farmville -- she says, "Well, it's better than drinking and whoring."