Evil Author Day III - Master Post

[keiramarcos]

ALL OF THE POSTS LISTED BELOW ARE LOCKED "FRIENDS ONLY" BECAUSE I GREW TIRED OF ASSHOLES WHO DON'T READ, MAKE ASSUMPTIONS, ASK QUESTIONS I DON'T WANT TO ANSWER, OR ALTERNATIVELY OFFER ME ADVICE. I THINK MOST OF MY "FRIENDS" KNOW I DON'T WANT ANYONE'S ADVICE. THANKS.



Ginny is a Bad Wheezy (Harry Potter)
IE: The fuck you Epilogue Fic. Fuck you so much.

The Broken Road (TStargate)
Ties That Bind

The North Star (Stargate)
Ties That Bind

IDK (Stargate)
Untitled Au!Dr.Sheppard fic

The Gift (Stargate)
Nine times out of ten, Rodney McKay wasn't the only asshole John had to deal with. OR Jennifer Keller is just really selfish, you knew that, right?

A Dusty Springfield Song (Inception)
Arthur is clueless. Eames is charming. Cobb doesn't know how he ever thought Arthur was the best Point Man he ever had after this bullshit.

Aside: The revoking of minion status is very probable if I found out you haven't watched Inception.

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Other Authors Who Did EAD:

Ladyholder
MyJadedHavok
Starr-Falling
Inu-Spockya
Sparrowhawk17

All of the above fics are in my WIP folder -- this means that I'm actively working on them. Do I have definite dates on completion? No. I won't even bother pretending that I do. Some of them have good estimates on based on what I want to accomplish this year regarding my fan fic word count. That being said life happens, my muse is a thundercunt, and one of the reasons that I have so many active projects is that I like to move around and play with them when I'm in the mood for them.

What does that mean to you as a reader? It means that you won't see these fics on my main website until they are complete. It's just my preference to do things that way. Yes, I could post in chapter format as I complete them but that drives ME crazy as both a writer and as a reader. I post completed novels and novellas because I find that to be a more satisfying experience which means it might be months OR even a year before a new novella/novel is published in a particular series. I don't put pressure on myself but I don't leave shit unfinished either.

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.

Comments

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

You know that you are the love of my fandom life, right? Because these are all brilliant and I want to read them again and again.

Well done!

~L

P.S. I know better than to nitpick. It is just safer.

[fiery-tigress.livejournal.com]

Amen!

reading

[ceridwen-d.livejournal.com]

I'm long time reader and admirer of all your work....the only thing I don't read is Harry Potter - just not my thing......

I now have to admit I never leave the feedback you so rightfully deserve - or maybe once or twice I did...

As you have friends locked your recent work I now have to fess up and ask you, no beg you, to please friend me...i don't deserve it i know...I'm a horrible, horrible lurker but I love your writing...and your snark!

Please, please.....

Re: reading

[otrame.livejournal.com]

I didn't read the Harry Potter either, until recently. Give it a try. Especially That Old Black Magic. Great story. Makes Rowling's idea of storytelling look pretty pathetic.

[djaddict.livejournal.com]

I love you so much right now!

And you are the Queen of Evil Authors I swear it!

So much goodness here!

[sparrowhawk17.livejournal.com]

Just wanted to say thank you for making this a wonderful day. Loved absolutely everything. And it inspired me to take a plunge and post a few things of my own. Thank you.

[rothesis.livejournal.com]

You have been very evil this evil author day, you tease.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[anthea519.livejournal.com]

I love you!

I enjoy a love/hate relationship with Evil Author Day, but then, what minion doesn't.

They are all absolutely AMAZING!! I wish to be the awesome, witty and BAMF writer that you are one day!! Until then, and for a looong time after that, I will continue to worship at your alter.

Thank you so much for sharing these!!!

[silkendreammaid.livejournal.com]

i do read, i don't make assumptions, i don't ask questions (of anyone), i don't offer advice ....

and i would like to read these please... i have been a reading ninja for some time and i would like to remain a ninja but with friends benefits ...

please friend me...

silken

[syble4.livejournal.com]

A minion must always know the rules; how to wave pom-poms, cheer, adore, and grovel, but never ever speak the forbidden words of when, why, and but.

Oh, but I think we are allowed to sigh longingly as we wait to see what happens next. :)

Thank you for this WONDERFUL Evil Author Day! It was wondrous and very, very Evil!! :D

[jademac2442.livejournal.com]

You are a brilliant, bold, unique and beautiful starfish. I would offer to have your babies, but I don't think the world could handle two of you.

It'd be like multiple Rodney McKays.

Nice to look at, Good for raising the average intelligence, Handy for Justifiable homicides against asshats...but very likely to detonate the world just to get rid of the stupid.

[jademac2442.livejournal.com]

PS. Thank you for the lovely Valentine's gifts. I like looking in the little windows to your worlds.

[rogue53.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait!

Ummm, I haven't watched Inception.

Because.

(I'm thinking, dammit!)

Because there are only so many hours in a day and I work for the evilness that is wallyworld (you do know that they track anything that's said about them, right. No, I am NOT paranoid. Much.)

But that being said, I have read all of your wonderful stories, some without much background and have enjoyed pretty much all of it.

Hmmm, make that all of it. Can't think of anything that I haven't enjoyed, just some more than others.

Besides, if I get interested enough, I'll probably watch it, just to sneer at it when it doesn't live up to the expectations I have after reading your story.

That's what usually happens, anyway.

[cold-shuga.livejournal.com]

You are just so awesome. and unique. Thank you for making me laugh out loud (everyone here is totally use to my weirdness and didn't even look up...arses)

i LIKE that you don't want opinions. we ALL buy books...and most of use never take the time to send the author some communication to tell them how we feel about it. I HAVE been trying really hard to make an effort to let people know when i enjoy something they write. they can never hurt right?

although my sister is seriously going to write James Patterson a letter. a real letter. not send an email to his publisher. because his latest couple of novels are shit (in her opinion). knowing her she probably will.

so. thank you for writing awesome things that i want to read.

very muchly.

K.

[inu-spockya.livejournal.com]

Patterson's been phoning it in for most of the last decade, IMHO. I first noticed it in The Lake House, which I so wanted to adore; the bird!kids were so very nicely designed, he had some good veterinary help on that one, best version of bird!humans yet. but the plot had holes you could fly the Enterprise through, and his suspense/thriller books got so very formulaic, they became self-parody. it's a damn shame because he wrote very well at first. dunno if he's getting alzheimers' or what, but seems like he just rents his name out now as coauthor, and the authors he partners with are just not up to the task.

Tom Clancy's another one who just phones it in, and gets beaucoup bux for coauthoring with a pack of gormless twits. fuckin' waste, he usedta be a *great* writer. not so much, now... I hope I fuckin' die before I *ever* get that bloody lazy!

[pyrotechnik.livejournal.com]

See this icon? This was me, all evening. Just reading the snippits you posted. :D

help?

[anonymousfour.livejournal.com]

Hi!

I've been eagerly awaiting the evil author day posts (and secretly hoping that you'd put up a bit more of the Spartan Chronicles piece) but I don't seem to be able to access the posts. Have I fallen off the friends list? If so could I please be put back?

Many thanks,

A

Re: help?

[keiramarcos]

The only time I "Unfriend" someone is they take me off their list first. Maybe you were never on it? I don't remember... you'll have to friend me first.

[demoncat-8.livejournal.com]

I bow to your evil genius. Is it completely stalkerish to admit that I am willing to set up an alter in my living room and place offerings of chocolate and coffee?

[ariadnechan.livejournal.com]

Hi i love your evil author day!

I wonder about two projects of evil author day of last year?

There were fussion with sentinel
One was with star trek
And one with sherlock

Are you still working with them?

I hope so because they sound really good and i would love to read them, when you have the time to finish them

Thanks for answer my question.

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

Since I am the co-author on the Sentinel/Sherlock story, I can say that we are both still working on that.

So, don't give up on that.

~L

[bemus-ed.livejournal.com]

I am very intrigued by this. And I think I'm going to wander over to AO3 and visit their Inception archive. Thanks!!!

[keiramarcos]

you should check out the inception recs on Slashworld.

http://slashworld.wordpress.com/category/fandom/inception/

[tracy366.livejournal.com]

well done! these are great. i am a big fan of the ties that bind series and these two parts are great and i can't wait to get more. i also like the look of the au dr sheppard. i like stories where john and his family are ok. keep going!!!

[irishamber.livejournal.com]

Keira, friend me please? i just added you as a friend so I can continue to have the pleasure of reading your stories.......or in the case of evil author day, the pleasure of a good tease. Thank you for writing and sharing.:)

[spicatobe.livejournal.com]

Hi there. I've been a lurker for quite a while though this is the first Evil Author Day I've been able to see posted in real time. Please, please, please add me back as a friend because I do so want to read your work. >_<

P.S.: I have watched Inception. So I can join as a minion, yes? =P

[chris-king-2005.livejournal.com]

Now see?

This is why you have minions. And we are Legion.

Seriously.

EAD is made of WIN.

And you rock so hard.

TTB

[syfyfan66.livejournal.com]

I am so honoured to be your friend. Love the 2 chapters in TTB. I love everything you write on Sheppard & McKay. You are a god-sent genious. 'Humbly bows to you'. Going to go read everything you've just written again :-)

[wushu76.livejournal.com]

Because of you... I have played Halo and now, watched Inception. And I ... pretty much hate Leo.

Thank you!

[keiramarcos]

I hate him. I mean, I really do.

But my love for Joseph Gordon-Levitt is practically tangible.

[txrabbit.livejournal.com]

I adore you.

Just saying.

[fadamaja.livejournal.com]

i do read, i don't make assumptions, i don't ask questions, i don't offer advice ....

and i would like to read these please...

please friend me...

fadamaja

[moonjean2009.livejournal.com]

Wow read those last night and then this morning read them again just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating and then I realized that I want to sacrifice my chocolate stash in your name and after I started a detailed plan in my mind on how to create an altar to all things Keiramarcos I realize I needed some more sleep.

Seriously you are all things awesome and I think I'm going to read everything you've written once more just to remind myself of that once more.

Thanks again for sharing.