- Sun, 20:47: Three cups of coffee = Wired Keira
- Sun, 22:06: Men: Don't do or take anything that will injure or shrink your cock. Often, it's the only thing saving your life. #legit
- Sun, 22:10: I'm just saying that someone's my husband's dick is the only thing standing between him and a messy situation. #nointernetinjail
- Sun, 22:12: Dear Straight People -- if you didn't want a gay kid, you shouldn't have had a gay baby. You have only yourself to blame. #bornthatway
- Sun, 22:17: Cock Provider ate the last Reeses Egg. It's like the Great Oreo Betrayal all over again.
- Mon, 01:18: Lily's Dragon Part 1 http://t.co/BWHGlO60RD
- Mon, 02:58: This video ruined chocolate pudding for me. (@YouTube http://t.co/QqTV09P7cd)
- Mon, 03:04: Chow Down (at Chick-fil-A): http://t.co/1uklEorXwx -- Best use of a Wilson Phillips song EVER.
- Mon, 03:26: Lion Rampart: Prologue http://t.co/RrIvET0uvf
- Mon, 03:38: It's Naked NaNo Time!… http://t.co/490enVIKKc
- Mon, 04:08: I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/iMi4aA6PNU Jason Mraz - I Won't Give Up [Official Music Video]
- Mon, 08:48: Circling the Drain: Prologue http://t.co/eoDGDk0Emb