My tweets

[keiramarcos]

• Sun, 13:31: I was considering shoving my foot up someone's ass but my pedicure still looks good. #firstworldproblems http://t.co/mSkmU0j8OC
• Sun, 13:33: So this is what a movie studio can do to your body if they don't like it (via @upworthy) http://t.co/SYvqrqu3Lg
• Sun, 14:02: Bought a pastry. Bakery Boy asked me if I wanted a knife and fork. He promised not to judge me if I ate my apple croissant like a savage.
• Mon, 07:17: Hate the way hospitals smell.

Comments

[optimouse.livejournal.com]

as someone that works in a bakery, you will not believe the stuff that we can not let our selves judge. Today's top contestant...Do your cinnamon buns have chocolate? Do they have caffeine?

[auntbijou.livejournal.com]

For someplace that is supposed to be so damn clean and antiseptic, a hospital can smell downright nasty sometimes. Between the cleaners and all the plastic, and just the scent of human suffering, it can be... overwhelming, and if you're a bundle of nerves on top of it all, it just makes it all worse.

Chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. And double stuff Oreos. It'll help. Or we'll pretend it does.

And next time you feel the need to shove your foot up a recalcitrant ass, consider rain boots. They're like foot condoms. PROTECT THE PEDICURE!!!

[azurehart.livejournal.com]

And next time you feel the need to shove your foot up a recalcitrant ass, consider rain boots. They're like foot condoms. PROTECT THE PEDICURE!!!

Livejournal really needs a like button for times like this.

[keiramarcos]

Thank you.

I laughed myself sick over that.