My tweets

[keiramarcos]

• Wed, 13:06: Eyebrow threading is not for pansies. #CertifiedBadAss
• Wed, 13:07: RT @ElayneBoosler: 26 states have waiting periods 4 abortions "to protect life", but not 4 gun purchases, so u can kill dozens of already b…
• Wed, 20:54: Using a bible reference to justify cheating? #christianty #urdoingitwrong
• Thu, 10:07: Cousin calls to tell me he found the Holy Ghost. I asked him if he'd gotten himself checked for a stroke. And he said that I'm #GoingToHell
• Thu, 11:31: Dropped my phone. It's fine but I thought I broke it and I cursed. Some bitch tried to lecture me for my language. #JudgementalTwat

Comments

[ymfaery]

Your cousin found the Holy Ghost where? In the couch cushions with the lost change that falls out of people's pockets? In the dryer with that one missing sock? Up in the ceiling? Details would be nice.

[optimouse.livejournal.com]

Was the Holy Ghost with Lucy in the Sky? With Diamonds? On Fourth and Amistad? Headed for the coast, the day the music died...

[zoemathemata.livejournal.com]

Haha I just got my eyebrows threaded yesterday and was telling people the same thing! The hardest part was pretending it didn't hurt even as my eyes were involuntarily watering!

[rukata.livejournal.com]

I love your language! Dunno what that bitch was thinking.

[auntbijou.livejournal.com]

Wow, Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost must have no sense of direction because people are always finding them. Somebody should give them a compass or a map or something...

[trustingfrndshp.livejournal.com]

Threading your eyebrows is bad but one too many poor waxes drove me to it... but threading your upper lip is 10x worse! Glad I'm not alone in my pain thought :)

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

I've heard of finding Jesus an God, but this is the first time I've heard of finding the Holy Ghost, or even that someone was looking for Her.I second the request for details. Out shopping? At the pool? Having a Mani/pedi?