Queen Bitch of the Universe
Jun. 24th, 2013 06:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
keiramarcosI send CP to get some food because frankly I'm exhausted, bitchy, and on the cusp of a major PMS meltdown. Seriously.
I called ahead and placed the order myself with a restaurant I frequent with my mother and my husband on semi-regular basis. At least three or four times a month. They know me.
He calls me and proceeds to ask me what I ordered because they don't have anything ready for him to pick up. So, I repeat the order and I can hear the girl in the background telling him that no, they have nothing in the system like that. And I asked him, "Do I need to come down there?"
And he asks, "Does my wife need to come down here?"
And the girl says, "No, sir, that totally won't be necessary. We'll get you all squared away ASAP. I'll take off 50% for the wait. And, please tell her we're really sorry about the computer mix up. I'll send her some pecan pie. She likes pecan pie."
I can hear her rambling in the background.
And my husband whispers in his phone, "You currently have no competition for the crown."
And I said, "That's right, mother fucker."
I called ahead and placed the order myself with a restaurant I frequent with my mother and my husband on semi-regular basis. At least three or four times a month. They know me.
He calls me and proceeds to ask me what I ordered because they don't have anything ready for him to pick up. So, I repeat the order and I can hear the girl in the background telling him that no, they have nothing in the system like that. And I asked him, "Do I need to come down there?"
And he asks, "Does my wife need to come down here?"
And the girl says, "No, sir, that totally won't be necessary. We'll get you all squared away ASAP. I'll take off 50% for the wait. And, please tell her we're really sorry about the computer mix up. I'll send her some pecan pie. She likes pecan pie."
I can hear her rambling in the background.
And my husband whispers in his phone, "You currently have no competition for the crown."
And I said, "That's right, mother fucker."
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Date: 2013-06-25 12:36 am (UTC)Oh. You rock
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Date: 2013-06-25 12:36 am (UTC)Cheers
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Date: 2013-06-25 02:59 am (UTC)ETA: On further reflection, did the girl CP was talking to sound like the person who took your order? Cause I'm wondering how a place you regularly visit would screw up like that.
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Date: 2013-06-26 12:19 am (UTC)Still.
Chicken fingers and fries. It wasn't rocket science.
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Date: 2013-06-25 06:32 am (UTC)remember, folks - an annoying interrupter is liable to ge a DEAD interrupter.
uh-HUH!
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Date: 2013-06-25 06:47 am (UTC)Just awesome
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Date: 2013-06-25 10:52 am (UTC)Your posts make my day brighter.
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