My Unconscious Mind is a Complete Whore

So, I go to bed with a migraine headache about 15 hours ago and dream that I'm sitting in my doctor's office being told that I have a BRAIN TUMOR. Right? Fucked up dream. I wake up all pissed off and half-convinced that maybe it wasn't a dream until, you know, I'm conscious enough to realize that it was definitely a dream since my doctor has never worn clown shoes during our previous consultations.

I take something for my head and crawl back into my awesome bed with fluffy pillows and then I proceed to have the filthiest sex dream I've ever had in my entire life.

It's so filthy I can't even describe it but it involved the TWO gentlemen in the YouTube Video below and I woke up feeling like a MILLION dollars.

Conclusion? Obviously, if threesome sex with Alex O'Louglin and Scott Caan in a dream can cure a migraine -- in reality they might be the cure for cancer. Just sayin'.