My Unconscious Mind is a Complete Whore

[keiramarcos]

So, I go to bed with a migraine headache about 15 hours ago and dream that I'm sitting in my doctor's office being told that I have a BRAIN TUMOR. Right? Fucked up dream. I wake up all pissed off and half-convinced that maybe it wasn't a dream until, you know, I'm conscious enough to realize that it was definitely a dream since my doctor has never worn clown shoes during our previous consultations.

I take something for my head and crawl back into my awesome bed with fluffy pillows and then I proceed to have the filthiest sex dream I've ever had in my entire life.

It's so filthy I can't even describe it but it involved the TWO gentlemen in the YouTube Video below and I woke up feeling like a MILLION dollars.

Conclusion? Obviously, if threesome sex with Alex O'Louglin and Scott Caan in a dream can cure a migraine -- in reality they might be the cure for cancer. Just sayin'.

Comments

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

LOL. Sounds like the cure was lovely at least. Sorry about the migrane though.

~L

[sandrasolaria.livejournal.com]

Have you been checked out about the migraines before? Mine are being caused by a cyst in my brain. You never know.


But I do really think that Alex and Scott sexin could cure anything

[keiramarcos]

Yeah. Mine are hormone induced. I have PCOS. It sucks and it causes extreme hormone fluctuations.

[sandrasolaria.livejournal.com]

That must suck balls, and not the good kind :/

[sorka42.livejournal.com]

I share your pain on the PCOS front. Though my migraines are few and far between, because I have refused to take the birth control pills. I'd get a blinding migraine every few months with my completely unpredictable period rather than every time I would be on the placebos.

[keiramarcos]

It really sucks ass.

Not sure if this will help.

[kumada69er.livejournal.com]

I have read most of the stories on your website and I have to say that if your condition does cause you fertility problems, I am totally willing to be your incubator for 9 months because you are just that awesome. On a hopefully more helpful note, progesterone therapy has been know to help with hormone induced migraines. I myself used an all natural cream supplement for a 3 month period and it helped me a lot. It also helped with my menstrual related cramps and my bad monthly case of PMS. If I wasn't unemployed, I would still be using it. It can be ordered online without a prescription but I would still talk to your doctor.

[melonbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I wish my migraines would go away so pleasantly. x)

[bubblesnail.livejournal.com]

#1 - LOL

#2 - *jaw drops* So that's why fandom is still active on Hawaii Five-0. I somehow missed the memo that they remade the show, that there's a difference between Five-O and Five-0 (smart, that), and thus have been idly wondering how a show popular in the 70's is capturing modern fans. (Star Trek is in a category all by itself in the slash world.) The veil has been lifted and I see. Much thanks!

[chris-king-2005.livejournal.com]

Wow.

That dream sounds a hell of alot better than pain pills.

[winter-rogue.livejournal.com]

rofl, I like your conclusions!

[sasha1600.livejournal.com]

LMAO! You have such a gift for one-liners. I'm glad you're feeling better. Now if there were only a way to order up specific dreams on demand... I could definitely see myself giving this cure a try next time I get a migraine!

[quiltedlives.livejournal.com]

I really think there should be further study done into what else they can cure. You could probably get a government grant for it! LOL The government is always funding weird studies but I think this one really has potential. (and I think you can get enough volunteers to participate)

Clown shoes?

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

That could be a sign. :D

Sorry about the migraine -- not about the cure, though. Of course, one of the most unexpectedly hot images in SoA (surprise!fantasy!) was Miko picturing a threesome with John and Rodney.

I'll be in my bunk now.

[auntbijou.livejournal.com]

*smirks*

Once the Husbandly One and I discovered a good orgasm could knock back my migraines, "Honey, I've got a headache," took on a whole new meaning!!

[pantherrrrea.livejournal.com]

smirk smirk smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk :D

[txrabbit.livejournal.com]

That's just not fair. I've never had a filthy sex dream whilst doped up on migraine meds. Maybe I have the wrong drugs.

That said, lucky you! And you're probably right, they could cure cancer.

[kavedelutan.livejournal.com]

i think alex would approve of this conclusion...

like this:



:D (i just needed to use this gif. and any excuse is a good excuse. XD)

[batspit.livejournal.com]

mrow. I could just watch that all day...

[insanity--inc.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they work on the stomach flu. ::wants to die:; I'd settle for cuddling at this point. Glad you're feeling better though.

[tamstercmt.livejournal.com]

I have actually read someplace that sex is good for headaches. All that tension release and endorphans.

I can't decide whether to thank you for sharing or hate you for it. Ah, what the hell - I'm glad you're feeling better and please, share away. Mr. Marcos must be a god. ;-)

[ladymina.livejournal.com]

depending on what kind of migraine/headache you get.
Mine comes with sensitivity to sound, movement and light and a lot of nausea...
not a good combination for hot sex

[crossidmary.livejournal.com]

"It's so filthy I can't even describe it..." made me spit out my coffee.

[keiramarcos]

Right. Because I can normally describe filthy sex with quite a bit of vigor!

[crossidmary.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I can't imagine anything so filthy that it would render you speechless.

[cc-weasel.livejournal.com]

LOL.. Best migraine cure EVER! You have my sympathies with the migraines tho.

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

just glad you're feeling better (migraine's are the pits)

Bribes needed?

[xareba.livejournal.com]

So, are you willing to accept bribes for elucidation on the filthy filthy filth that can not be named?

I start by offering a rec for amazingly funny cartoon Sluggy Freelance! *It has a homicidal cute little bunny named Bun Bun who could totally kick Wraith ass*

Damn, I think that even though I am a die hard "will not write fantasy or stories cause my dialogue sounds like constipated sock puppets" sort of person, I may have to write the confrontation between BunBun and the Wraith.

Re: Bribes needed?

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

Having read & loved Sluggy for years, I can say with some honesty that I would bet on Bunbun to win against a Wraith. Or even a Replicator.

Sluggy was a *lot* of fun.

Enjoy the madness.

~L

[casness.livejournal.com]

My mom's been getting headaches more often but that's cause of her meds.

Have you seen the fanvid of Steve/Danny with the song, Fever?
I couldn't stop listening to that song after watching that episode, especially with lovely images of Steve/Danny in my mind.