The Perfect Gift

In my family, it's well known that the development of a smartassed come back that will leave your verbal opponent in a stupefied silence in your wake is awesome. Better yet if your opponent is forced to GOOGLE it later. Passing it a long to a worthy ally is a GIFT.

Tonight I called my neigbhor's daughter (former owner of Buttons) a OCEAN GOING CUNT. I call my mother to let her know.

And she sighed and said, "Yes, that's just the gift that keeps on giving."

PS- Tomorrow I'm going through all of my slice of life posts and giving my mother her own tag.

My tweets

• Sat, 20:38: The Unspeakable Plot - Chapter Two - Keira Marcos http://t.co/d4bdDkdUaJ
• Sat, 21:46: Rough Trade - Day Two http://t.co/kXF9RNzJW3
• Sat, 21:59: The Unspeakable Plot - National Novel Writing Month http://t.co/yeoqVraU5E
• Sun, 01:07: Updated my Casting section for HP & the Soulmate Bond: http://t.co/76SDISFojq
• Sun, 05:05: The Perfect Gift http://t.co/UhZy2o772N