The Perfect Gift

[keiramarcos]

In my family, it's well known that the development of a smartassed come back that will leave your verbal opponent in a stupefied silence in your wake is awesome. Better yet if your opponent is forced to GOOGLE it later. Passing it a long to a worthy ally is a GIFT.

Tonight I called my neigbhor's daughter (former owner of Buttons) a OCEAN GOING CUNT. I call my mother to let her know.

And she sighed and said, "Yes, that's just the gift that keeps on giving."

PS- Tomorrow I'm going through all of my slice of life posts and giving my mother her own tag.

Comments

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

Your mother is totally worthy of her own tag. Hell, she needs her own journal so we can all bow down at her feet. Think she would be interested?

~L

[keiramarcos]

I don't think the Internet is ready for that.

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

I don't think *we* are ready for that. But it would be neat!

~L

[batspit.livejournal.com]

You're certainly correct, but it sure would be fun to watch the fallout...

[recklesswanton]

It's just as well we live on different continents. If your mother and my mother ever met they might achieve some kind of critical mass and the world would be changed forever. Especially if my mother did the driving. (We don't let her behind the wheel if we can help it. There are too many cunts otherwise)

She calls my stepfather a fucking old bastard and Gandalf to his face. They've only been married 6 years. And she actually loves him. I'm sure you can only imagine how she describes others. She is my fucking hero and one day if I'm lucky enough I'll be just like her. She's 65 and a fabulous example of how to grow older disgracefully.

Your mom is an inspiration also. Ocean going cunt is so delightfully random. Brava!

[iadorespike]

It really is the gift that keeps on giving. Hee! You and your family have some mad skills. ;)

*twirls you*

Anna

[ladyeigh.livejournal.com]

In my day you could tell by a mans demeanour which way his bread was buttered but now? I asked my nephew and he said:

All gay men have track lighting and all gay men are called Mark, Rick or Steve...

I LOVE that film... I think I know the whole damn script!!

Also love your mom!

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

Your mom is in a class before first by herself. :D

[timespirt.livejournal.com]

former owner of Buttons? What, did she dump him somewhere?

[keiramarcos]

Her brother took him after the dog knocked their mother off her own porch.

[timespirt.livejournal.com]

Way after he helped break your ankle!

[fanarts-series.livejournal.com]

Your mom should have her own site to assert her world domination