The New Guy

Oct. 9th, 2013 07:01 pm
keiramarcos: (Default)
[personal profile] keiramarcos
There is a new person at the coffee shop and he's been given what I deem as inappropriate access to the coffee. No really. He's a ham-fisted beast and has no business near coffee beans. I walk in and the air smells off. I can't explain it any better than that. I have a mild sinus infection but I can still smell something is very wrong with the place. I'm ordering my coffee when I realize the problem.

I turn to the barista making my coffee and say, "The beans are about to burn in the back."

She knows me and my ridiculous nose quite well. I told her once that milk she'd left out on the counter by accident was bad. She had to taste it to see what I meant. She's trusted my judgment ever since. She immediately stops making my coffee and goes to the door leading to the back and yells for the guy back there to check the roasters. He ignores her. I bet you're wondering how I know that? Well, because the smell increases until--yeah he's about to ruin about nine hundred dollars in beans.

I close my computer and go upstairs to the manager's office and stick my head in the door and say, "Hey, did you know you put a lazy ass in charge of your roasters? He's about to burn your beans."

For an old guy he can move VERY fast. He's also a very loud man from Boston. I didn't understand half what he yelled but I did get free coffee for the rest of the year.

Date: 2013-10-10 01:36 am (UTC)
iadorespike: (Handcuffs by catvamps_art)
From: [personal profile] iadorespike
Okay, first - I love that icon! Very cool. Second - Wow, are you the hero of this piece or what?! Third - you totally deserve free coffee for the rest of the year. You earned it, and he obviously knows it. (The new guy sounds like a total jerk. I wonder how long he'll have a job?)

*\o/* (Cheers for the hero!!)

Date: 2013-10-10 02:30 am (UTC)
silentflux: (random - kink - prince charming)
From: [personal profile] silentflux
Wow... your nose is awesome, lol. And cost effective. I wonder how long the new guy will survive if he can't manage the roasters... And now I'm jealous of your free coffee ;)

Date: 2013-10-10 11:18 am (UTC)
hab318princess: (Default)
From: [personal profile] hab318princess
wow, good nose, very impressive

enjoy the coffee :D

Date: 2013-10-12 08:04 am (UTC)
everbright: Eclipse of Saturn (Default)
From: [personal profile] everbright
That is a story I'd buy up a drink for. Go you!

Date: 2014-03-03 09:09 am (UTC)
accio_kilt: (Default)
From: [personal profile] accio_kilt
Wow! Cool! Wasting good coffee is a crime!!

Date: 2013-10-10 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You have an impressive nose! And congrats on the free coffee! Score! :)

Date: 2013-10-10 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Congrats on scoring free coffee.

Did they fire the dumbass? Because seriously they are running a business and anyone that will through sheer stubborn laziness almost burn $900 worth of coffee doesn't need to be anywhere near a coffee shop.

Good nose!

Date: 2013-10-10 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I used to work in a roastery and I know how good your nose must be to tell the difference between a dark roast and burning beans. You and your super-nose deserve that free coffee - most roasters hold about 30lbs of beans (after roasting) so your $900.00 estimate is pretty on target. And an appreciative staff/owner is never a bad thing. Enjoy the free coffee and the taste of righteousness.

Date: 2013-10-10 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That is awesome that you saved the coffee. Yeah- coffee abuse is just NOT acceptable.

the nose knows

Date: 2013-10-10 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Good job all around.

Date: 2013-10-10 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Congrats on saving the beans. Also, I hope you took notes. We all wanna know what that gentleman said!


P.S. Good coffee, free for the rest of the year? Oh, hell yes.

Date: 2013-10-10 01:04 am (UTC)
ext_3521: (Default)
From: [identity profile]
Free caffeine for the win!

Date: 2013-10-10 01:39 am (UTC)
ext_393041: perfect Spock (Default)
From: [identity profile]
I went to a coffee the other day and they were out of coffee. They were putting up a temporarily closed sign. I felt really bad for the barista, because the sign wasn't up yet, and people kept coming in to order coffee and she had to explain that they were out b/c their grinder was broken. :/

Date: 2013-10-10 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Can I move in with you? We can sit at the coffees shop next to WM and watch for drag queens rocking leopard skin.

Date: 2013-10-10 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
So very scary. Glad your nose is so sensitive.

Date: 2013-10-10 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks be to Thor for your nose -- burnt roasting beans is a sin and a hell of a stink. Had the
misfortune to smell that tragedy at a roasters/coffee spot in S FL.

Total win for the year of free coffee! (somehow I think you'll still pay more than once in support)

There's a small roasters/coffee co in Marfa, TX my parents found while traveling--great stuff.

Date: 2013-10-10 04:07 am (UTC)
leaveoutalltherest: (Reno Angry)
From: [personal profile] leaveoutalltherest
This is why newbies should not be left unattended. Because not only does it ruin that batch, but the nasty smell can linger in the next batch or two. And that SUCKS.

Date: 2013-10-10 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hooray for free coffee!

Date: 2013-10-10 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Free coffee!! Every caffeine addicts goal in life. Good nose.

Date: 2013-10-10 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I hope they took 'lazy ass' out the back and tie him to the cross and flog him?

Free coffee, its a dream.

Date: 2013-10-10 02:57 pm (UTC)
kazbaby: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kazbaby
The travesty you prevented definitely deserved a reward of free coffee.

Date: 2013-10-10 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yay for Super Nose! And for scoring free coffee!!

Date: 2013-10-12 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Can I still be a minion if I can't stand dark roasted coffee? To my tongue it tastes and smells burned. So I wouldn't have noticed the difference.

I don't object to people drinking dark roast, as long as they don't burn ALL of it.

Date: 2013-10-12 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Maybe the moron thinks Burnt IS dark roasted.. Poor tw@t# Needs to be reeducated.. Or a brain transplant.. Whichever is convenient..

free coffee

Date: 2013-10-18 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That is so cool...

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