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[keiramarcos]

• Sat, 12:54: Mom says, "You're sister was an accident. Don't tell her I said that."
• Sat, 15:03: Stuck in the Between by michelerene http://t.co/gLopVtLzKH
• Sat, 18:24: Taken By The T-Rex: http://t.co/PljOXMRWVv - I shared this with my mother. Her face was fucking #priceless
• Sat, 18:28: Hitachi Magic Wand Magic Wand with Free Speed Controller Hitachi http://t.co/GdxUn4gMF1 via @amazon

Comments

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

Your mom is awesome.

[soulessamazon.livejournal.com]

I.. *tilts head* What. Dinosaurs didn't live during the time period with humans. Fail #1. Actually, fail #1 is the whole idea.
Woah.
Just. Wow.
I'm gonna go to bed now. Thinking about dinosaur porn.

[vasaris.livejournal.com]

Maybe humans crash landed on a planet filled with dinosaurs?

...wait, no, that was Anne McCaffery. Pretty sure there was no dinosaur porn. If there is, I don't want to know.

Um, a super sekrit hidden plateau of dinosaurs?

...wait,no, that's Marvel. I'd... be surprised by a lack of dinosaur porn somewhere on teh intarwebs, but not in canon.

Oh, I know! Its Isla Nublar from Jursassic Park after humans have managed to move there and devolve into Mesolithic or Neolithic technology!

Damn, they are fucked. Mostly by raptors, but still.

[soulessamazon.livejournal.com]

Oh! That completely explains it. Wait... why the fuck would you build a village on a dino island?
Nevermind. So you can be fucked by a T-Rex.

[timespirt.livejournal.com]

Taken By The T-Rex

Bahahahahaha...

[rogue53.livejournal.com]

Ah, to be truthful, both my son and my daughter were accidents. Personally, I think most kids are.

On the other hand, Dinosaur Porn!