Stupid Questions

[keiramarcos]

Most of the time, I get awesome feedback and thought provoking questions. Sometimes, I get whiny emails from people who are offended by my anti-religious, anti-Republican, feminist, liberal, pro-gay agenda. Then there are moments like the ones below that are so... offensive, amusing, stupid, or whatever that I don't even respond to them. Except, I think they might amuse you to see the questions and answers so here goes:

Q. Why do post your HET work? The slash is better.
A. I live in the land of the free and the motherfucking brave and I can post what I want.

Q. Why do you hate Ginny Weasley?
A. I hate all two-dimensional, under utilized and poorly crafted characters in stories, books, tv shows, and movies that serve no real purpose.

Q. Don't you think it's arrogant to have your own weekly internet radio show?
A. Yes. Yes, I do.

Q. Why do your male characters have to be so unrealistically endowed?
A. I pity you. There is nothing unrealistic about a 9 inch cock.

Q. Why are you such a bitch about people offering you advice on your stories?
A. I rarely take advice from professionals who actually know their craft, why would I take advice from some anonymous twat on the Internet who thinks my hate-on for Ron Weasley is inappropriate?

Q. I think you're overrated, why do you get so much attention in fandom when I'm a better writer than you?
A. I don't know but it could be because you're a whiny ass, entitled cunt who actually compares herself to other writers and finds them lacking in order to boost your obvious feelings of inadequacy. Or I'm just awesome. You can decide for yourself.

For for everyone else:  Get out more. Educate yourself. Develop some fucking tolerance or else.

Comments

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

Really?

Fandom. Such a weird and sometimes over entitled group of asshats

~L

[rowaine.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO! priceless - never ceases to amuse me how dumb and self-important humanity can be at times. you have a right to be arrogant, so stuff the whiners and do your thing *smooch*

[haddaka.livejournal.com]

I love you. I really do. You're awesome.

We're told there is no such thing as stupid questions. But that?? Yes, yes, there are stupid questions and stupid people who ask them.

[arcadii]

In my opinion you are awesome. If I didn't think that I wouldn't read your stories or the updates on your mom, the holy roller, Wally-World (Walmart for the uninitiated), and your interesting neighbors. If anyone feels otherwise they should exercise their right to go elsewhere and not let the door hit them on their smelly asses on the way out!

[chris-king-2005.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha.

You totally made my day.

[timespirt.livejournal.com]

Bahahahaha...love all those answers hon, the last one is sad but funny. Some people just need their ass handed to them.

[kazbaby]

I am so glad I wasn't taking a drink of my coffee when I hit that last question or else I'd have spewed across the desk.

What a stupid cunt, but I gotta hand it to them - first time I've seen a cunt with such massive brass balls.

[lynalar.livejournal.com]

I love all your work. Enough said on that topic, for me.

I have to admit that I have never been a fan of Ginny Weasely. Or of half the Weasely clan, to be honest. Percy is just a prat. Molly; I know that everybody else views see her as motherly. I see her as two-faced, domineering, and controlling. Ron? Bah! Ye Gods, what DOES Hermione see in him? Hot headed, judgmental, disloyal, and none too bright. And Ginny. Well. I know that JKR said there were no love potions involved, but the whole book they got together had a love potion thread running through it.

As to advice and "better writing": you are not obliged to listen to or follow their advice, nor are folks obligated to read your stories if they don't like them. It's not as if somebody is pinning their eyeballs open and forcing them to stare at screens filled with your works. Geez.

I'd say that I can't believe that people are asking you this crap, and subjecting you to their idiocy, but well...I've learned that there is no end to stupid.

[trustingfrndshp.livejournal.com]

Man these idiots are lucky you keep their names anonymous so no one except you guys know that they're one of the asses who sent you this crap. Love and appreciate your work and thanks for sharing it with us even when you sometimes have to deal idiots.

Fools

[mostslytherin.livejournal.com]

Ever since I became a fan of your works, the following quote is my motto: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln

I doubt anyone who ever posted or will post on the internet think they are a fool.

Re: Fools

[serpentlady69.livejournal.com]

Word

Thank you!

[theresa kearns (from livejournal.com)]

Thank you!I really, really needed to read this today!

I love you

[soulessamazon.livejournal.com]

I love the videos you add to your posts, they are always awesome and relevant. Every video that comes up, I watch it, even if I don't think I like it. Thanks for expanding my music views.
And fuck the haters. You are awesome.

[alaine1910.livejournal.com]

OMG I love you - Snorted eating my lunch not a attractive sound.
You made my day, just for telling it like it is!

[khayli.livejournal.com]

I do believe the stupid entitled people should just go the hell away.

[vasaris.livejournal.com]

OMG, really? *laughs uncontrollably*

Seriously, I don't care if they've got PhD's or have written the most globally acclaimed piece of Lit-ra-tuuuure, why the fuck should anyone take their advice or accept their opinion about how "good" one is? Different people enjoy different things.

There are objective-ish standards, sure, but this is fanfic, not the publishing world. It's not composition pieces for a prof you're paying to grade your work to help you improve.

It's mind boggling.

*laughs like a laughing thing*

[turtle7761.livejournal.com]

I just had to say that this was perfect timing. Today I had a Keira moment. I was out to lunch with my mother and we ran into her cousin (this woman ain't no relation to me, I don't claim her) who starting on about how perfect her children are (she had to bail the son out after his third DUI) and how sad it was that I hadn't married and how awful this country is going, they're letting those kinds marry. (She stands for everything you hate!) I hate this woman to the depths of my soul and I'm trying so hard to ignore her because my mom is giving me that look and suddenly she says "Why are you ignoring me? Do you think you're better than me?"

Suddenly my Keira moment hit, "Yes!" I looked her in the eyes, "Yes I do think I'm better than you and if anyone in this family is going to hell it'll be you for being a bigoted, racist, unforgiving bitch. Now if you'll excuse me I seem to have lost my appetite." So I left, my mom came right behind IT and looked at me and I told her "She started it and I decided to follow in Gramma's footsteps and finish it." Whereupon she did concede and admit that's what her mom would have done.

I could not believe I'd done that because I'm usually the quiet well-behaved one but it was very freeing. I might have more Keira moments in the future!!

[vasaris.livejournal.com]

LJ needs a like button. Go, you!

[slayerchen.livejournal.com]

Yay Keira! You're awesome :-D

[cold-shuga.livejournal.com]

I can't decide which one is my favourite (we were suppose to pick right??)

Q. Don't you think it's arrogant to have your own weekly internet radio show?
A. Yes. Yes, I do.

or

Q. Why do your male characters have to be so unrealistically endowed?
A. I pity you. There is nothing unrealistic about a 9 inch cock.

So.

Thank you for that...i really, really needed cheering up today :)

[ninja007.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck. That last one. I stared at it and WTF kept going through my head. Where do people like that come from???

[azurehart.livejournal.com]

Not that this is going to be news to you but, people are idiots. Although I do hope a few of those were intentionally being trolls because I hate to think that the collective IQ of our species is dropping like that.

The last time someone called me arrogant I just smiled at them and said, "Don't blame me for your shortcomings. It's not my fault that your wee little brain cannot truly comprehend my overwhelming awesomeness and perfection."

Whenever that person sees me now they will do anything they can not to make eye contact, stand near me, or Heaven forbid actually talk to me so I'm counting it as a win.

[alexicyn.livejournal.com]

See. It's shite like this why I want to have your cyber babies! Because they would just be snarky little fucking gems of COOL!

But since I can't have kids, I'll just offer you mountains of really good chocolate, or other offering of your choice because seriously, you just fucking ROCK!!!

[keenoled.livejournal.com]

Consider me thoroughly amused with a side of confused. I will never understand why people actively seek out things that annoy them. Why take the time to write to complain instead of just go check out something that makes them happy? Sheesh.

[mistress-tien.livejournal.com]

Your answer to the first question makes me love you even more. Rock on!

I am most amused

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

In return, I offer my favorite stupid questions:

Men: Why do women get that way about the toilet seat?
Answer: JUST PUT THE DAMNED THING DOWN.

Women: Why do men get that way about power tools?
Answer: RRRRRrrrrrr

[doctorsdiva.livejournal.com]

This post made my crap day so much better to the power of a million. You are awesome. :D