- Sat, 12:51: Mom said, "dumb people should stay home."
- Sat, 12:53: Mom just berated these people for not leaving a tip for the server. Never seen a man get his wallet oyr so fast. #omg
- Sat, 19:33: And mom said, "that's a good way for a man to get his dick broke." #nolube #analsex
- Sat, 21:28: I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/agF07928qd Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow - Amy Winehouse (Best video ever)