Around 6pm...

[keiramarcos]

I got tired of the Smug Mother's Club at the coffee house and came home. All I could think was that I wanted a t-shirt that says:

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[timespirt.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd wear one of them! LOL

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

LOL.

I want one of those for work. And your STFU shirt. Hmmm... Maybe I am a bit peeved about work?

~L

[auntbijou.livejournal.com]

No, no, no, what you NEED is a t-shirt that says, "I get to sleep late whenever I want to!" And on the back, it says, "I get to read the Sunday paper on SUNDAY... and take all day doing it!"

Trust me, it'll shut 'em up. There's also, "I get to speak in complete sentences," or "When my showers get interrupted, it usually involves SEX!!" Or my personal favorite, "A full night's sleep... I haz it."

You get my drift.

[chris-king-2005.livejournal.com]

*indulges in a genteel fist pump*

Yes, there are indeed benefits to a life without children.

[auntbijou.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

As a mom myself, I know what would tweak a Smug Mom and make them... not so smug.

I live next door to a Smug Mom with six... well, I think there's only six kids... might be seven or eight, they move awfully damn fast... anyway, she's always telling me I need to have more kids to "keep me busy." Yeah, right. I have two demonspawn of my own, they keep me plenty busy and cut into my writing time enough as it is. I don't need more! So I just smile and say, "You know what? I got to soak in a hot bath for one whole hour yesterday! Because my kids can fend for themselves now... oh, wait... your two youngest are 4 and 6 and can't... aw, gee, I'm so sorry..."

*is teh evil"

[i-cant-talk-now.livejournal.com]

you are passing down these awesome abilities, right? it's a genetic trait that breeds true. snark is hereditary.

[tygtig.livejournal.com]

You know what? I actually drool when you mention all that.

Smug mothers club sounds terrible. Over here I guess it's called Latte Moms.

[winter-elf.livejournal.com]

Oh yea, no one can say it like Cartman!

[mockingbirdq.livejournal.com]

Every time you mention the Smug Mothers club I desperately want to show up to one of their meeting and figure out their secrets to smugness. All the mums I know tend to be frazzled and filled with guilt instead!

Then I realize that I'd be kicked out ten minutes into the first meeting when I breastfed my eight month old in public because I doubt that would be acceptable somehow ;) I'm still strangely intrigued though!

So seconding the t-shirt ideas though :P

[auntbijou.livejournal.com]

It is entirely legal to go topless in Austin, Texas. I'm just sayin'...

[azurehart.livejournal.com]

Or you could had each one of them a small bag of condoms and tell them to save the world and use some of the condoms before they reproduce again.

[chris-king-2005.livejournal.com]

I like it. :-)

[chris-king-2005.livejournal.com]

*snort*

What were they doing in your coffee house?

They weren't sitting at your table, were they?

Can we all be outraged and chase them away from your table? You know how scary all your devoted fangirls are.

I don't want anything interfering with your 'office hours' at the coffee shop. I like what you write there, and about there!

Good for you. Screw them indeed. I have no doubt that you have carved out a fabulous writing space at home.

*shakes a pom pom at them*

[vasaris.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be more fun to shake porn at them?

mis-read

[xareba.livejournal.com]

I first read it as "shake a porn porn" and actually spent more than a few seconds or maybe minutes....not saying how long exactly....thinking about what would qualify as "porn porn" and if some things (or parts) would be "porn porn" only when being shaken and others are "porn porn" all the time.

*grin* why yes, I haz figured how to insert symbols like % or # using the alpha keyboard!

:)

[tamstercmt.livejournal.com]

...or my personal all time favorite:
Were you born an asshole or do you just like to act like one?

Fave Cartman Lines

[internetname.livejournal.com]

...besides the ones mentioned, of course.

Give me your Jew gold!
But MAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWM!
I'm not fat! I'm festively plump.
Kyle's mom is a bitch (and the rest of the song)
Looks like someone has some sand in their vagina.
Don't make me mad, or I'll make you eat your parents.

[originaltempus.livejournal.com]

There's some man-candy in your gmail to cheer you up

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

I'd love to wear that under my blouse at work... (cause, you know, I need to keep the job but love the sentiment!)

[earyn-black.livejournal.com]

Sadly not where I work (I'm a trainee teacher). I would LOVE a STFU t-shirt though, for the kids.

[zoolooney.livejournal.com]

**Snicker**

I've actually seen a shirt that reads that! http://www.cafepress.com/dd/31266720

...no characters, unfortunately. I'd say if it weren't for the legalities involved that it'd be better to print out an iron-on transfer and transfer it to a plain tee.

[forwardish]

Nice.
Although ugh at them.

I plan on having plenty of kidlets.
Although I'm seriously not carrying all that spawn around in me for all of them.

But I don't plan on being like THAT.
I know of the type of which you speak.


MY FAVORITE THOUGH:

"FUCK Y'ALL AND THIS POPSICLE STAND"

not South Park, but effective none the less