It's Thursday
Feb. 10th, 2011 01:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
keiramarcosOn Monday
Pack Muleblackmailed invited me to Panera Bread for lunch which was okay even if I think their coffee kind of sucks. I've never had a latte so UGH in my life. Regardless, that's forgivable as she is good company 99% of the time. There is that 1% of the time where I'm reminded that she's 19 years old and I want to strangle her.
Anyways, after a latte and a bottle of water and two hours of craft discussion with Pack Mule and her Neo-Emo Girlfriend I had to hit the potty. The older I get, the smaller my bladder becomes but that is neither here nor there. I walk into the rest room and I'm immediately handed a pamphlet from the this woman I'd barely made eye contact with.
My first thought (though I did not voice it) was: "What? Are we out of TP?"
I accept the folded piece of paper mostly out of reflex and then I'm set upon by this woman... who proceeds to speak to me the word of Jesus Christ, her personal savior. At this point, I'm about 45 seconds from being forced to do the "pee dance". I'm too old to be forced into such a situation. REALLY. About half way through her lecture, all I can think is: "I bet Jesus never had to put up with his crap when he went to potty."
Pack Mule has lost the right to pick the place where we eat lunch FOREVER.
On Tuesday
I stayed at home and slept in late. It was great and then I worked while wrapped up in my snuggie. What? You may think that snuggies are lame but I've got news for you-- SNUGGIES ARE MAGIC.
On Wednesday
My husband stayed home and I refrained from doing physical or mental harm. Though it was difficult as I have an extreme case of PMS.
So, it's Thursday
And he stayed home because of the bad weather. My PMS is has reached EPIC proportions and my snuggie is in the washing machine because I spilled coffee on it yesterday.
Pack Mule
Anyways, after a latte and a bottle of water and two hours of craft discussion with Pack Mule and her Neo-Emo Girlfriend I had to hit the potty. The older I get, the smaller my bladder becomes but that is neither here nor there. I walk into the rest room and I'm immediately handed a pamphlet from the this woman I'd barely made eye contact with.
My first thought (though I did not voice it) was: "What? Are we out of TP?"
I accept the folded piece of paper mostly out of reflex and then I'm set upon by this woman... who proceeds to speak to me the word of Jesus Christ, her personal savior. At this point, I'm about 45 seconds from being forced to do the "pee dance". I'm too old to be forced into such a situation. REALLY. About half way through her lecture, all I can think is: "I bet Jesus never had to put up with his crap when he went to potty."
Pack Mule has lost the right to pick the place where we eat lunch FOREVER.
On Tuesday
I stayed at home and slept in late. It was great and then I worked while wrapped up in my snuggie. What? You may think that snuggies are lame but I've got news for you-- SNUGGIES ARE MAGIC.
On Wednesday
My husband stayed home and I refrained from doing physical or mental harm. Though it was difficult as I have an extreme case of PMS.
So, it's Thursday
And he stayed home because of the bad weather. My PMS is has reached EPIC proportions and my snuggie is in the washing machine because I spilled coffee on it yesterday.
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Date: 2011-02-10 04:28 pm (UTC)I will reserve judgment on the Snuggies. I'm all for warm, but um... don't expect me to wear it in public!
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Date: 2011-02-10 04:28 pm (UTC)Ever since I came to England, I got this great other option; it's my favourite because it isn't offensive (to them) and I still have great fun. I just start talking in German and pretend I don't understand what they're talking about, saying "I'm sorry" repeatedly in a really horrible accent. It's great.
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Date: 2011-02-12 03:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-10 04:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-10 04:33 pm (UTC)On the other hand, LOVE this vid, I am suprised i missed it. I search the net for Morgan/Reid vids and fics. There are not enough! And what is there is often lacking in quality! While I can see the appeal and basis for Hotch/Reid I am all about Morgan/Reid shipping in Criminal minds. I mean come on... its just HOT as hell. I also feel Morgan is just better for Spence, but that's a whole other discussion.
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Date: 2011-02-10 04:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-10 04:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-10 04:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-10 05:35 pm (UTC)And wow - on the way to the bathroom, really? That's just beyond inappropriate.
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Date: 2011-02-10 06:00 pm (UTC)"thanks for sharing your thoughts about Jesus. I want to share with you my personal relationship with Jesus' mother. I call her the Goddess."
Tuesday -
I have a snuggie too. The bright pink one. They really are nice, even if I look like a ginormous blob of bubblegum. My kids laugh at me, but I'm warm and they're not.
Wednesday -
You are showing a remarkable amount of restraint! You would think if a man has to deal with PMS every month, they would get the hint?
Thursday -
My grandson has three taggies. This works pretty well when one needs to be washed. Maybe you could have an "open in case of emergency" snuggie? Or tell Spousal Unit to duck.
Love the video, love the song! I watch marathons of Criminal Minds and NCIS every week. And I'm not ashamed to admit that I think Mark Harmon is hot as hell.
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Date: 2011-02-10 06:12 pm (UTC)I am surprised you let the prostelyzing woman live.
I would have been tempted to say, "if you want to keep preaching at me you will have to do in from the other side of the stall door"
P.S. Still think you are evil and totally hate you 'cause I am still reading Harry/Draco fic!
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Date: 2011-02-10 06:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-10 06:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-10 07:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-10 07:40 pm (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEb9J5whGuQ&NR=1
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Date: 2011-02-10 07:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-10 09:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-10 07:49 pm (UTC)Oh religion in a restroom... captive audience.
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Date: 2011-02-10 07:53 pm (UTC)By all means, talk about your faith with people. But not in the rain, or when they're moving in the direction of the bathroom!
What Jesus had to put up with....
Date: 2011-02-11 12:34 am (UTC)Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (http://www.amazon.com/Lamb-Gospel-According-Christs-Childhood/dp/0380813815/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1297394825&sr=1-1)
My favorite things:
--No one ever talks about seeing Mary's face on random objects. It makes Josh mad.
--Brainstorming the Sermon on the Mount.
--Biff never, ever remembering a new disciple's name.
--The passive/agression of the disciples pre-Palm Sunday. OMG that alone is worth the price of admission.
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Date: 2011-02-11 05:09 am (UTC)Morgan/Reid~! ♥
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Date: 2011-02-11 06:28 am (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qse_wf57tZM
Surely you're joking...
Date: 2011-02-11 09:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-11 10:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-11 02:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-12 08:37 pm (UTC)love that movie!!
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Date: 2011-02-11 01:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-11 02:03 pm (UTC)UGH. I'll try next time I'm blackmailed into visiting the place.
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Date: 2011-02-11 05:56 pm (UTC)also did you see the report recently that said that over 30% of Americans report that they have used someone, like a neighbor's open wifi? *raises hand*
saw a joke recently where someone screen captured a list of wifi networks showing up on their laptop and someone had called their personal network "i am too drunk to come up with a name." LOL
next month or so, I am going to get my own router and enter the wireless age for my condo. I am thinking of calling my network, "FBI Surveillance Van #2" *evil laugh*
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Date: 2011-02-11 06:01 pm (UTC)I tried to get my husband to name ours:
Area 51 and then I lobbied for HAL
SIGH. It has a really boring series of letters and numbers though.
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Date: 2011-02-11 06:02 pm (UTC)Then, I got on my laptop--got on my neighbors Wifi and paid our bill. LOL.
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Date: 2011-02-12 08:39 pm (UTC)doesn't Criminal Minds have some really pretty men in it.
i could watch it all day!!