WANTED: GERIATRIC FANGIRL

[keiramarcos]

I am missing my favorite cheerleader and her email is rejecting me. My bottom lip might have trembled slightly this morning when I received the rejected the email but I am maintaining. (smirks)

If you find my missing Geriatric Fangirl tell her to email me ;-)

What I know:

1. She lives in Australia
2. She's prone to flailing and pompom waving over gay porn
3. Has a couple of (two?) spoiled rotten dogs that she might dress in little sweaters (but we shouldn't hold this against her, everyone has their little foibles)
4. She may or may not have been raised by a group of wild leather daddies OR they might have been wolves (who knows)

Comments

[eternusdiscipul.livejournal.com]

Still trying to come up with some form of diagnosis for geriatric fanism, I think that most of us are chronic sufferers of this affliction. Then again it's a condition that brings images of sexy men, intriguing love chronicles and many hours of intense joy. Lets just decide it's a positive affliction and prevent some creepy doctor to take blood or do some other vampire test on us.

[tamstercmt.livejournal.com]

Another benefit for me is I get to watch my 20 year old son squirm whenever I squeal over someone. My future d-i-l and I both agreed that my surgeon is eye candy. My son was mortified. I behaved - I didn't say it to the guy's face! I also informed said son that I'm 50 and horny. The look on his face was mastercard priceless.

[eternusdiscipul.livejournal.com]

This is quite troubling, I can understand both positions, my mom is also in her fifties and if she would talk about men like that and about being horny I would probably die. On the other hand I'm not innocent and talk about them that way just like every other fanboy!
Perhaps I should develop a split personality for all my fanboy activities, just to keep it all neat and clean ;-)

[keiramarcos]

Developing a psychological disorder in order to deal with your online activities... this is a level of denial that we must discuss and deal with in the way that will most benefit your addiction to butt-sex porn.

[eternusdiscipul.livejournal.com]

Ow spank me Rosy!

[tamstercmt.livejournal.com]

(spews coffee all over computer)
LMFAO

I love you guys!