Quality Time

My mother has called me THREE times this morning. I didn't answer the first two times because I was extremely busy being naked with my husband. So, the third time the phone rings I answer it to be greeted with:

"I've already called twice this morning-- what were you doing that you couldn't answer the phone when your Mother called?"

Now, in my defense I was still quite dazed from all the awesome naked-time so my response was more a post-orgasmic reaction than anything else. Because I said in return, "Oh, well, fucking my husband actually. Is there an emergency?" One minute and about forty-five seconds of utter silence later I asked, "Are you having a heart attack?"

She sputtered and said, "You're going to hell for that."

LMAO

\o/

We're meeting to get our nails done in about an hour. I have to wonder how I'm going to pay for reminding her that I'm not fourteen years old anymore. I think she likes to pretend that I don't even know what sex is beyond, ya know, an intellectual exercise. Of course, this is also the woman who told me when I was twelve during the "sex talk" that masturbation was better than sex with another person and that I'd be better off sticking with that until I'm FORTY. (kid you not)

Customer Service

So,

I bought a template from a wordpress template place because I found one Iiked and it was simple and I like things to be simple in that respect. Now, I've got this weirdo error coming up on the backend that I can't figure out.

Of course, I email the designer and tell him/her that I have this problem. This morning I get a response back and he/she has asked for a admin log into my site so they can check out the error.

Well, that's not a problem, right? I make this person an account and send as I'm filling out the email to send back to them... I come to realize that this person while browsing the back end of my site and the front end of my site might notice that... well I have a lot of porn on there. I felt compelled to warn them in advance and this is what I said:

PS- My site contains ... adult content of the slash porn variety... just fyi.