Dirty

[keiramarcos]

I write explicit sex (in case anyone failed to notice). No, really I write filthy, explicit sex. In fact, I have written and been paid to write everything from literary erotica to PORN. That's right, PORN.

When I write sex -- I use adult words. I've never referred to the penis in a manner that makes it sound more like a weapon than a sex organ. It's a cock. It's a dick. Sometimes it's an erection. It's rarely a shaft. It's NEVER a sword or a tool or a missile or even "the evidence of his desire". It's a COCK. No really, it's a COCK.

My favorite words: fuck, pussy, cunt, clit, asshole, cock, and dick. I use these words a lot in just about anyway I can as often as I can in practically everything I write. If there is sex in a story I will make every effort to use the filthiest language possible. This is my solemn promise to you as a writer.

When I first started publishing fan fiction online, I actually worried about the sex in my stories being too explicit for fanfiction.net which is why I ended up with my own website and why I stopped posting at ff.net. I knew I was really too dirty to be on their site and that my stories could be deleted at any time for TOS violation if someone reported me as having posted what was for all intents and purposes PORN.

My email is a constant source of bemusement, ire, and entertainment. The contents of any given email will often make me laugh so hard I hurt myself, clap my hands in delight, or mutter and curse under my breath while I fume a little at the abusive behavior of whatever troll has found their way into my in box.

Today I got this one sentence email and it was GOLDEN. LMFAO.

It said:

"I wish your stories weren't so dirty."

(You guys can't see me obviously but I want you to know that I'm smirking right now).

Comments

[melonbutterfly.livejournal.com]

I quite enjoy your blunt language, as I'm sorely fed-up reading about his "rod of love" and her "temple of lust".
Love, me and my cunt.

[keiramarcos]

Temple of lust!

LMAO

[nephir.livejournal.com]

*snicker* *snort*

Wow - wasn't that special.

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

*smirks right back* cause to quote you "If there is sex in a story I will make every effort to use the filthiest language possible. This is my solemn promise to you as a writer." Thank you because it helped me get rid of some inhibitions (that said I still don't use cunt, but that is be because I then hear the German translation for that in my head and that word is just ugly and a woman's pussy is not ugly)

looking forward to reading more of your writing (because I barely held back on commenting on your last posting of TTB with a whiny: it's not long enough, I want more - and no Rodney, I don't mean that, I meant the story)

okay, and I will now go to bed before you get any more overtired, hormonal whingeing

[myjadedhavok.livejournal.com]

If people don't like the porn, they can scroll through it or find soemthing else to read.

The rest of us appreciate it. ;)

[ducky-red.livejournal.com]

OMG! I can't stop giggling. WHY OH WHY would someone want them to be LESS dirty?! I LOVE the fact that you right it the way the characters would actually SAY it... I mean, just trying to imagine McKay referring to his dick as a "sword" has me in fits! LOL Keep doing what you do, girl. You are awesome and I wouldn't want you to change the way you write for ANYTHING!

[tempestclyne.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!

[tvill-17.livejournal.com]

Well, I wish there were more dirty stories like yours and I hope you keep on writing them for a long, long time :-)

[cathepsut.livejournal.com]

I second that. My cunt agrees, too. ;-)

[batspit.livejournal.com]

Why do these people keep reading your Debbie Does Dallas when what they really want is Playboy Couples Erotica (where you can gag and snore in the same 10 minutes)?

Hand to God I'll take 'tadpole yogurt' over 'masculine juices' any day and 3-4 times on Saturday if I get a chance.

[insanity--inc.livejournal.com]

:::looks slightly horrified and queasy:::

Tadpole yorgurt?

Ewwwww! Really?! THat's just gross! Who wrote that so I can avoid it like the plague?!

[spikespet7.livejournal.com]

You so dirty, LOL.........

"I would like your stories more is they were more filthy dirty" LOL....

Loved the vid....

off to get ready for work tomorrow....

Keep up the great work.......

You dirty, dirty woman!

[fuzzy6.livejournal.com]

Please if we Fanfic authors and readers wanted flowery type writing we would read het romance novels. This is fan fic people it's suppose to be dirty! Some people just aren't too bright.

Re: You dirty, dirty woman!

[abductee00.livejournal.com]

*snerk* So true, so true. I graduated to Fanfic after getting tired of reading those flowery romance het romance novels. I only read those now during the Summer, when I'm in my pool. Laptops & pools don't mix well. No problem if the book goes in the water when I fall off the raft ;)

[diayma.livejournal.com]

Honestly, if I read one more "and his shaft of throbbing love" in an otherwise good fanfic, I may die of laughter. It never made sense to me to refer to any part of human anatomy as a weapon or to use any sort of euphemism. I quite happily enjoy your stories, including the porn.

[elissahra.livejournal.com]

See I love the fact that your stories are dirty. Its what makes them such wicked fun, and such a wonderful treat after having to act like a good adult most of the time.

Plus I'm re-reading your "Ties that Bind" series, because they are such a wicked, wicked treat and so very, very dirty. LOLS!

[syble4.livejournal.com]

I admit, I use to use euphemisms like 'his hard love', but I've since then seem the error - and ridiculousness of - my ways. Just give some good old cock.

[misscelieblues.livejournal.com]

Love your icon. I have never seen this pic of Joe before. Great image.

[seliki.livejournal.com]

Bring on the Dirty Stuff...please lots and lots! *laughter*

[cc-weasel.livejournal.com]

I think Christina's perfectly articulate response is great for this ridiculousness. Love your bluntness!

[silentflux]

The filthiness of your sex scenes is one of the reasons I love reading them ;) Because sometimes a synonym just makes everything ridiculous when they should be filthy-hot. ♥

[drace-hunter.livejournal.com]

That's like "I wish I could quit you" statement worthy. Haha. If I only had a one line email to send you it would read:

"I wish I lived in your Brain."

LOL now I must go re-read your wonderful P0rnz for about the 100th time by now!

[djaddict.livejournal.com]

You...
You...
You...
You write dirty, porn, smut, filth?

*gasps in shock*

I just don't know what to think anymore.
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Oh... say. Do you think you could write another scene where John fucks Rodney until he passes out in bliss?

Thanks!!


*laughs hysterically*

[xocoatldreams.livejournal.com]

The dirtiness if one of the reasons I love your work. There's no, excuse the pun, pussy-footing around. That and it's hotter than hell which keeps bringing me back to read and reread just about everything on your site. Including the het, which I generally don't read.

Long live the porn!

[tygtig.livejournal.com]

You said it better than I ever could.

[bellalaine.livejournal.com]

That's the highest compliment ever.

[graybastian.livejournal.com]

Give me more, baby!

[tiddletat666.livejournal.com]

Dirt, dirt and more dirt... pleeeassse!

Oh you forgot 'his love weapon' that one always makes me want to puke and I rarely read the author again.

[kiananic.livejournal.com]

I for one prefer your lack of reference to 'turgid manhood of throbbing desire' (seriously, I read that somewhere).

Obviously the individual in question didn't read the disclaimer about inspiring a cult of cock worshippers! LMFAO

Fuck. Some people are seriously damaged.

[keiramarcos]

Icon win of the day!

[bemus-ed.livejournal.com]

LMAO,
Here's a post by Diana Gabaldon on the subject of language (and readers who would prefer she write less "dirty" too)- I read it and immediately thought of you.
http://www.dianagabaldon.com/2011/02/language-language-part-i/

[keiramarcos]

I think she's a very funny lady. I can't imagine the stuff she must get in her email. LOL.

If I say I've read dirtier...

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

...would you take it as a challenge? (smirk of my own)

In all seriousness, I actually stopped reading someone when the plot not only disappeared from her writing, but every tract (I refuse to call them stories) became about how much unadulterated porn she could fit between the summary and "the end." Hm, that makes me sound prudish, and I'm now so not a prude (well, at least no more than John in WMHB on the topic of the word "prostate.")

"Dirty" to me in porn for the sake of porn with the participants more or less serving as talking dildos. The most plotless PWP in the world is still not dirty to me if I can see characters in it for who they are, not just what they're doing. The woman whose stuff I stopped reading had devolved so completely into "any two guys," that I read the last couple of pieces waiting for one to call the other by the wrong name.

One of the things that floored me most about TTB was that there was a sadist who'd top (heh--yeah, I said it) any BAU list of usual suspects in our reality and a submissive masochist who said "sir" more in one afternoon that I picture the canon character saying in his entire adult life, and they were still recognizably John and Rodney to me. Then I read Sentinels of Atlantis, which features a John who would sooner cut off a hand than hurt his Rodney, and it was still them.

No matter what your John and Rodney do to each other in the sack, shower, living room, dining room, puddlejumper, exhibition hall or against a random wall, as long as I see the essence of them in there nothing's going to be too dirty for me.

Re: If I say I've read dirtier...

[atuinsails.livejournal.com]

Brava!!!! This is exactly what I wanted to say, but you have said it so much better. Exactly, exactly, exactly right.