Dirty

Mar. 17th, 2011 06:42 pm
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I write explicit sex (in case anyone failed to notice). No, really I write filthy, explicit sex. In fact, I have written and been paid to write everything from literary erotica to PORN. That's right, PORN.

When I write sex -- I use adult words. I've never referred to the penis in a manner that makes it sound more like a weapon than a sex organ. It's a cock. It's a dick. Sometimes it's an erection. It's rarely a shaft. It's NEVER a sword or a tool or a missile or even "the evidence of his desire". It's a COCK. No really, it's a COCK.

My favorite words: fuck, pussy, cunt, clit, asshole, cock, and dick. I use these words a lot in just about anyway I can as often as I can in practically everything I write. If there is sex in a story I will make every effort to use the filthiest language possible. This is my solemn promise to you as a writer.

When I first started publishing fan fiction online, I actually worried about the sex in my stories being too explicit for fanfiction.net which is why I ended up with my own website and why I stopped posting at ff.net. I knew I was really too dirty to be on their site and that my stories could be deleted at any time for TOS violation if someone reported me as having posted what was for all intents and purposes PORN.

My email is a constant source of bemusement, ire, and entertainment. The contents of any given email will often make me laugh so hard I hurt myself, clap my hands in delight, or mutter and curse under my breath while I fume a little at the abusive behavior of whatever troll has found their way into my in box.

Today I got this one sentence email and it was GOLDEN. LMFAO.

It said:

"I wish your stories weren't so dirty."


(You guys can't see me obviously but I want you to know that I'm smirking right now).

Date: 2011-03-20 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscelieblues.livejournal.com
Love your icon. I have never seen this pic of Joe before. Great image.

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