So, You Read Gay Porn
Mar. 28th, 2011 03:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
keiramarcosIf you read my site, you read gay porn. Sorry, but it's true. YOU READ GAY PORN. Now, having established this, we can move on to more important topics such as:
1. If you're going to hide the fact that you read gay porn from your: mom, dad, sister, husband, aunts, uncles, children, or grandchildren -- put a password on your computer that they can't figure out. (I'm not suggesting that you should hide it or whatever but if you're going to hide it, be smart about it. ALSO: I don't support the reading of my butt-sex fic by under aged readers. I really don't. But I can't control that and it isn't my job to monitor other people's teenagers on the Internet either)
2. If your husband doesn't understand why you read gay porn... don't encourage him to email your favorite author and ask her. I'm so serious about this. You might not like how I respond to him. Just sayin'.
3. If you are hiding your gay porn habit from your husband (etc) -- don't save links to my site or xtube.com videos in your bookmarks! Again, this is pretty self-explanatory.
4. If you are hiding your gay porn habit from your husband (etc) -- don't subscribe to my website with the FAMILY EMAIL ACCOUNT because it's not my fault that my site sends you emails when you do this and your husband might have clicked on the link and then he accidentally discovered that someone in the house reads gay porn and it's probably you and not your cat. Also? I really don't care how he feels about Kirk/Spock. I don't care how my husband feels about it either and he pays the mortgage payment and is The Cock Provider in my household. So if He Who Gives Me Cock doesn't get an opinion on my slash writing, you can be assured your husband's (parents, grandparents, children, grandchildren, aunt, uncle or fifth cousin three times removed on your mama's side) opinion isn't important to me either.
IN SHORT: Don't make me be rude to someone you love because you're shamed of your manlove reading habits and also don't lie and tell the person who has discovered your gay porn habit and say that I signed you up for site notifications without your consent.
1. If you're going to hide the fact that you read gay porn from your: mom, dad, sister, husband, aunts, uncles, children, or grandchildren -- put a password on your computer that they can't figure out. (I'm not suggesting that you should hide it or whatever but if you're going to hide it, be smart about it. ALSO: I don't support the reading of my butt-sex fic by under aged readers. I really don't. But I can't control that and it isn't my job to monitor other people's teenagers on the Internet either)
2. If your husband doesn't understand why you read gay porn... don't encourage him to email your favorite author and ask her. I'm so serious about this. You might not like how I respond to him. Just sayin'.
3. If you are hiding your gay porn habit from your husband (etc) -- don't save links to my site or xtube.com videos in your bookmarks! Again, this is pretty self-explanatory.
4. If you are hiding your gay porn habit from your husband (etc) -- don't subscribe to my website with the FAMILY EMAIL ACCOUNT because it's not my fault that my site sends you emails when you do this and your husband might have clicked on the link and then he accidentally discovered that someone in the house reads gay porn and it's probably you and not your cat. Also? I really don't care how he feels about Kirk/Spock. I don't care how my husband feels about it either and he pays the mortgage payment and is The Cock Provider in my household. So if He Who Gives Me Cock doesn't get an opinion on my slash writing, you can be assured your husband's (parents, grandparents, children, grandchildren, aunt, uncle or fifth cousin three times removed on your mama's side) opinion isn't important to me either.
IN SHORT: Don't make me be rude to someone you love because you're shamed of your manlove reading habits and also don't lie and tell the person who has discovered your gay porn habit and say that I signed you up for site notifications without your consent.
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Date: 2011-03-28 10:44 pm (UTC)