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Confusion???
Date: 2011-03-31 05:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-31 05:47 pm (UTC)There. That should scare the bastards off.
After all, everyone knows that your legions of devoted fangirls are fearsome beasts when roused...
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Date: 2011-03-31 06:30 pm (UTC)direct it
Date: 2011-03-31 06:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-31 06:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-31 08:01 pm (UTC)Seriously, I picture Rodney circa WMHB:
You’ve brought down the Internet today. Are you aware of that?”
The idiot (with no sense of preservation) paled.
“Thought that might be a surprise. Let me tell you why you brought down the Internet today. When you pissed off Keira —you activated security protocols from here to Sydney. Fangirls the world over scrambled for combat, a squad of beta readers that were scheduled to go to work today were put on standby because the threat was perceived to be substantial. The entire html development team at Microsoft was activated for ground combat. Men and women all over the English-reading world stopped what they were doing to log in and make Keira happy, overloading the w3 grid. The female editorial staff at 2600 launched a pre-emptive denial of service strike against www.husbandsagainstgayporn.com. Bill Gates personally flew to the East Coast via Concord, which by the way is not cheap.” Moscow, London and Madrid are in flames."
The idiot gasps.
Rodney continued relentlessly. "Oh and by the way, your credit is in the toilet, every computer you own has been fried and an obsolete Cold War missile just made itself at home in your living room."
:-)
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Date: 2011-03-31 08:33 pm (UTC)::dies of laughter:::
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Date: 2011-03-31 09:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-31 09:27 pm (UTC)Rodney focused on the teenagers again and found them staring after Sebastian as he went up the stairs. “Eyes front and center, gentlemen, I’m a busy man and I don’t have all day to berate you. You’ve cost the tax payers of this country around twenty million dollars today. Are you aware of that?”
They both paled.
“Thought that might be a surprise. Let me tell you why you cost the tax payers twenty million dollars. When you broke onto my property—you activated security protocols from here to Washington, DC. Ten X-302’s at the SGC scrambled for combat, three Stargate teams that were scheduled to go off-world today were put on stand down because the threat was perceived to be substantial. The entire squadron stationed at the SGC was activated for ground combat. Men and women all over this country were pulled into the mountain via the Apollo using beam technology which by the way is not cheap.”
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Date: 2011-03-31 09:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-31 11:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-01 09:33 am (UTC)Only returning the favor. You've made me laugh more times than I can count.
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Date: 2011-04-01 04:49 pm (UTC)oh, this was fab. I think it has enough original content that you should be proud of yourself for your own work, even having worked off Keira's template. Don't sell yourself short!
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Date: 2011-03-31 08:33 pm (UTC)Or you can go play Halo. Blowing shit up is therapeutic.
ETA: That or DOOM 3. I have the cheat codes for the special edition. Using the chain saw on everything is also therapeutic.
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Date: 2011-03-31 11:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-31 11:28 pm (UTC)I think it's hilarious. YMMV, of course. Whenever I have a bad day I read that and bask in the fact that there are ppl out there who are stupider than those I have to deal with at Walhell.
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Date: 2011-04-01 12:10 am (UTC).
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KEIRA, I KNOW YOU WILL APPRECIATE THIS. HERE IS SOMEONE WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO USE THE MOST FLEXIBLE AND ADAPTABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE -FUCK.
Okay, you know what? You're probably not going to believe this, but until now, I had been relatively polite to you. But now that you have proven yourself, with this specific comment, to be the filthy fucking scum of the goddamn motherfucking earth, I feel absolutely no need to do that anymore.
You are a fucking idiot. You clearly think that you're clever, but you are the furthest thing from clever that I have seen in a really, really, really long time. You are such a goddamn fucking dipshit that I am honestly surprised that you've managed to even work out how to use a fucking keyboard. You certainly haven't worked out how to use the English language; everything you try to say is absolute fucking shit, and that's without even trying to read it for content. Amazingly, it actually gets worse when you try to read it for content. Because you're a fucking dumbass.
Everything you have tried to do here, you have completely fucked up. You fail at ranting. You fail at posting. You fail at updating. You fail at insulting people. You completely fail at both being reasonable and recognizing reasonableness when it happens. You are a stupid misogynistic shitstain on the world, the anal leakage of the internet, the festering boil on the ass of reality, you clueless shit-spewing fuckwitted puppyfucker.
You want to complain about personal attacks? You fucking deserve them. You deserve every single fucking thing that anyone here has said about you and more. And yet you have the actual fucking nerve to complain that everyone here is so mean to you, whine whine whine; you do not even know what mean is yet, you whinging douchenozzle. You absolute fucking shit-sucking asshat.
Fuck you. Fuck you and the goddamn whiny-ass holier-than-thou fucking horse you fucked on the way in here. Get the fuck out, you fucking prick, and stay the fuck out this time.
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1270781.html#cutid1
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Date: 2011-04-01 12:15 am (UTC)I started reading it one day at lunch and nearly choked on my soda I was laughing so hard!!!
:::dies:::
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Date: 2011-04-01 12:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-01 12:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-01 01:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-01 12:55 pm (UTC)Oh that is awesome. I think I'm going to print out a copy of that rant and put it on my desk in a nice frame. Every time one of my *charming* co-workers piss me off I'll just point to the frame.
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Date: 2011-04-01 04:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-01 05:45 pm (UTC)If you take it, please credit the icon maker (kaaatie).
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Date: 2011-04-01 04:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-01 08:41 pm (UTC)You are a stupid misogynistic shitstain on the world, the anal leakage of the internet, the festering boil on the ass of reality, you clueless shit-spewing fuckwitted puppyfucker.
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Date: 2011-04-01 08:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-01 08:53 pm (UTC)that's the one that gets me each time i read this. and yes puppyfucker is a good one.
but "anal leakage", i can see myself thinking that of a number of people on the net now.
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Date: 2011-04-02 04:24 pm (UTC)Is it the kind of irritation
Date: 2011-03-31 09:17 pm (UTC)Or something more sinister?
Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure you've got the Cult of Cock Worshippers to deal with it. ;)
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Date: 2011-03-31 09:41 pm (UTC)When cleaning up after bludgeoning the idiot to death, please remember to check behind the baseboards as blood castoff tends to accumulate there.
What?
Why is everyone looking at me like that?
I'm not a serial killer!
...at least as far as the authorities are concerned...
serial killer
Date: 2011-03-31 10:59 pm (UTC)LOL- liked your comment- made me sit up and think about if Sherlock worked for the BAU from Criminal Minds... he'd give Reid a run for his money...
Re: serial killer
Date: 2011-04-01 07:09 am (UTC)Re: serial killer
Date: 2011-04-01 12:50 pm (UTC)Yes.
Also as tempting as it may be, do NOT save the teeth to make jewelery, tiny ivory carvings, checker sets, etc. Trophies may seem like a good idea at the time, but that's how many people get caught.
Yeah I've thought *way* too much about this.
Good thing for everyone that pisses me off that I have The Sims2 for venting my homicidal urges. I can make replicas of the idiots in my life, and kill them by drowning, starving, or (and this is a favorite) have them devoured by flies. If I'm feeling charitable I'll just lock their Sims in a room without access to a restroom or a way to sit down and watch them cry until they pass out in a puddle of their own urine.
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Date: 2011-04-01 04:44 pm (UTC)okay so some of these were, bad I mean really. But I have to admit to having laughed at three of them, one from the guy with the liqiour-which just pisses me off. Can I maim please?
random strange thoughts.
Date: 2011-04-02 06:40 am (UTC)