BAH!

[keiramarcos]

I'm too irritated to breathe!

Comments

[insanity--inc.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry about whatever has pissed you off. If you want a good laugh the stuff on Fandom Wank has had me in stitches for the past two days. ^_^

Or you can go play Halo. Blowing shit up is therapeutic.

ETA: That or DOOM 3. I have the cheat codes for the special edition. Using the chain saw on everything is also therapeutic.

[i-cant-talk-now.livejournal.com]

what is fandom wank?

[insanity--inc.livejournal.com]

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/

I think it's hilarious. YMMV, of course. Whenever I have a bad day I read that and bask in the fact that there are ppl out there who are stupider than those I have to deal with at Walhell.

[i-cant-talk-now.livejournal.com]

OMG. I don't even know what this website is about, or who it's for, or even who they are talking about, BUT -MY GOD- THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ IN A LONG ASS TIME.
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KEIRA, I KNOW YOU WILL APPRECIATE THIS. HERE IS SOMEONE WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO USE THE MOST FLEXIBLE AND ADAPTABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE -FUCK.

Okay, you know what? You're probably not going to believe this, but until now, I had been relatively polite to you. But now that you have proven yourself, with this specific comment, to be the filthy fucking scum of the goddamn motherfucking earth, I feel absolutely no need to do that anymore.

You are a fucking idiot. You clearly think that you're clever, but you are the furthest thing from clever that I have seen in a really, really, really long time. You are such a goddamn fucking dipshit that I am honestly surprised that you've managed to even work out how to use a fucking keyboard. You certainly haven't worked out how to use the English language; everything you try to say is absolute fucking shit, and that's without even trying to read it for content. Amazingly, it actually gets worse when you try to read it for content. Because you're a fucking dumbass.

Everything you have tried to do here, you have completely fucked up. You fail at ranting. You fail at posting. You fail at updating. You fail at insulting people. You completely fail at both being reasonable and recognizing reasonableness when it happens. You are a stupid misogynistic shitstain on the world, the anal leakage of the internet, the festering boil on the ass of reality, you clueless shit-spewing fuckwitted puppyfucker.

You want to complain about personal attacks? You fucking deserve them. You deserve every single fucking thing that anyone here has said about you and more. And yet you have the actual fucking nerve to complain that everyone here is so mean to you, whine whine whine; you do not even know what mean is yet, you whinging douchenozzle. You absolute fucking shit-sucking asshat.

Fuck you. Fuck you and the goddamn whiny-ass holier-than-thou fucking horse you fucked on the way in here. Get the fuck out, you fucking prick, and stay the fuck out this time.

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1270781.html#cutid1

[insanity--inc.livejournal.com]

You found the liberty stewart wank!!! That was just absolutely the most brilliant examples of epic fail I'd seen in a long time!

I started reading it one day at lunch and nearly choked on my soda I was laughing so hard!!!

:::dies:::

[i-cant-talk-now.livejournal.com]

thank you for this.

[insanity--inc.livejournal.com]

Hee!! My pleasure!

[keiramarcos]

Well, they certainly put their back into it that is for certain.

[azurehart.livejournal.com]

Oh that is awesome. I think I'm going to print out a copy of that rant and put it on my desk in a nice frame. Every time one of my *charming* co-workers piss me off I'll just point to the frame.

[influ-bad-ence.livejournal.com]

I WANT your icon. Really I have Icon love.

[azurehart.livejournal.com]

If you take it, please credit the icon maker (kaaatie).

[influ-bad-ence.livejournal.com]

Dear lord. I have no I dear how this all started or why it was posted, but I love this. I think my old Grammar and Usage teacher might love it too, well not the content but it is a master piece.

[i-cant-talk-now.livejournal.com]

best line is

You are a stupid misogynistic shitstain on the world, the anal leakage of the internet, the festering boil on the ass of reality, you clueless shit-spewing fuckwitted puppyfucker.

[keiramarcos]

I laugh every time i see "puppyfucker". It's SOO horrible.

[i-cant-talk-now.livejournal.com]

"anal leakage of the internet"

that's the one that gets me each time i read this. and yes puppyfucker is a good one.

but "anal leakage", i can see myself thinking that of a number of people on the net now.

[cffeeshplrkr.livejournal.com]

I, unfortunately, can see your Sebastian using this phrase against someone.