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keiramarcosTHE TOP FIVE WARNINGS I'D LIKE TO SEE ADDED TO FAN FIC:
1. Warning: Please be aware that Blair/Tony/Rodney/Danny/Sherlock/John/Steve/Gibbs act like a whiny 16 year old girl in this fic because I can't write slash unless one of my characters acts like a immature female. There is some crying and I totally emasculated him repeatedly. Also, I made it clear that I think the "bottom" in a slash pairing is clearly a man who wants to be a WOMAN.
2. Warning: I'm only going to update this fic when I feel like I've received enough feedback and my readers have EARNED it.
3. Warning: I like to torture my characters physically and mentally in ways that would damage them permanently for life and then gloss it over like it didn't happen at the end because I can't be assed to write a realistic ending.
4. Warning: I think John Sheppard's cock is MAGIC and it will heal all that ails Rodney.
5. Warning: I'm a teasing whore who plans to post this story (all 200k) in 1000 word parts for the next five years. My plot meanders, my characters actions will boggle your fucking mind, and I fully intend to make you so miserable and frustrated that you scream but my story is also fantastically addictive and you won't be able to help yourself.
1. Warning: Please be aware that Blair/Tony/Rodney/Danny/Sherlock/John/Steve/Gibbs act like a whiny 16 year old girl in this fic because I can't write slash unless one of my characters acts like a immature female. There is some crying and I totally emasculated him repeatedly. Also, I made it clear that I think the "bottom" in a slash pairing is clearly a man who wants to be a WOMAN.
2. Warning: I'm only going to update this fic when I feel like I've received enough feedback and my readers have EARNED it.
3. Warning: I like to torture my characters physically and mentally in ways that would damage them permanently for life and then gloss it over like it didn't happen at the end because I can't be assed to write a realistic ending.
4. Warning: I think John Sheppard's cock is MAGIC and it will heal all that ails Rodney.
5. Warning: I'm a teasing whore who plans to post this story (all 200k) in 1000 word parts for the next five years. My plot meanders, my characters actions will boggle your fucking mind, and I fully intend to make you so miserable and frustrated that you scream but my story is also fantastically addictive and you won't be able to help yourself.
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Date: 2011-04-23 11:04 pm (UTC)I think we can all learn from the sex scene. Her descriptions are so vivid I feel confident that the next time I get into an appropriate situation, I'll know exactly what to do when he puts his thingie into my you-know-what.
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Date: 2011-04-23 11:21 pm (UTC)I couldn't stop laughing at Dumbledore saying 'motherfucker'. Priceless.
That and the author notes between each chapter need an interpreter and made me go cross eyed trying to figure them out.
Someone had to be doing this deliberately right? I would hate to think someone did 44 chapters of that and considered it an epic masterpiece.
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Date: 2011-04-24 01:35 am (UTC)Also, there's the part where she eats her cereal with blood. And cries tears of blood down her pale face.
Oh, I could go on forever, this story is just priceless.
Nobody knows for sure. Some people believe so - I'm inclined to because the A/N's are spelled so badly it can't be serious - but the "author" had several accounts on several websites, and she was writing with her BFF Raven who got kicked off after Ch.9 or something, and it seems a little bit too elaborate to be all the work of a troll.
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Date: 2011-04-24 12:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-24 02:28 pm (UTC)