5 People I think Are Smoking Crack
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keiramarcosRush Limbaugh -- this is pretty self-explanatory. He's such an asshat. I don't know what makes him more unattractive -- his rabid ignorance OR his inherently foolish anti-human politics.
Newt Gingrich -- Because he's a Republican mouth piece and I'd have to be the one smoking crack to take him remotely seriously. There is talk that he might run for President. If by some twist of fate he were to be elected--I would immediately begin polling my minions to see which of your fine countries I should seek political asylum in.
Bonnie Hammer -- I've thought this since she was instrumental in the cancellation of Farscape and let's not even go into how she fucked up the SciFi channel before she went on to bigger things like fucking up all of NBC Universal Cable. Jesus H. Christ on a Stick. This woman sucks a fat donkey dick. I blame her specifically for the pro-wrestling that SyFy currently broadcasts. (It could be said that I'm still slightly bitter over the cancellation of Farscape).
Brad Wright -- because I blame him ( no matter how some might think this is unfair) for the clusterfuck that is currently the Stargate franchise. He was part of the creation of Stargate Universe and tried to court an audience that simply wasn't interested while alienating the audience he already had with the other 2 series. Well, frankly, Brad -- you can kiss my ass.
Satoshi Kanazawa -- I admit freely that until today I didn't know this mother fucker even existed but now that I do know... I felt compelled to go read about all of his bullshit. This man is a living, breathing, walking blackhole of immense stupid. His bigotry is so ingrained that I'd hazard a guess and say he was just BORN EVIL. That's right folks, my once dearly held theory that Rush Limbaugh was the anti-Christ has been laid to waste by the mere existence of Satoshi Kanazawa. Evidence: Exhibit One, Exhibit Two
Newt Gingrich -- Because he's a Republican mouth piece and I'd have to be the one smoking crack to take him remotely seriously. There is talk that he might run for President. If by some twist of fate he were to be elected--I would immediately begin polling my minions to see which of your fine countries I should seek political asylum in.
Bonnie Hammer -- I've thought this since she was instrumental in the cancellation of Farscape and let's not even go into how she fucked up the SciFi channel before she went on to bigger things like fucking up all of NBC Universal Cable. Jesus H. Christ on a Stick. This woman sucks a fat donkey dick. I blame her specifically for the pro-wrestling that SyFy currently broadcasts. (It could be said that I'm still slightly bitter over the cancellation of Farscape).
Brad Wright -- because I blame him ( no matter how some might think this is unfair) for the clusterfuck that is currently the Stargate franchise. He was part of the creation of Stargate Universe and tried to court an audience that simply wasn't interested while alienating the audience he already had with the other 2 series. Well, frankly, Brad -- you can kiss my ass.
Satoshi Kanazawa -- I admit freely that until today I didn't know this mother fucker even existed but now that I do know... I felt compelled to go read about all of his bullshit. This man is a living, breathing, walking blackhole of immense stupid. His bigotry is so ingrained that I'd hazard a guess and say he was just BORN EVIL. That's right folks, my once dearly held theory that Rush Limbaugh was the anti-Christ has been laid to waste by the mere existence of Satoshi Kanazawa. Evidence: Exhibit One, Exhibit Two
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Date: 2011-05-18 03:52 am (UTC)Satoshi Kanazawa - do not know who this is, but I can't wait to find out! Off to read!